#preston collins.

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Preston: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Arabella: It saves time.

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Rhys: Preston, do you like making me look like a dickhole? Do you?

Preston: You want me to say no, right?

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Ingrid: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Preston: I went out with you!

Ingrid: That's because my standards are too low.

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Preston: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Ingrid: You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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Iris: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Preston: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Iris: You don’t have to wear it.

Preston: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Ingrid: You know what girls talk about when they get together.

Preston: Um… sugar and spice and everything nice?

Ingrid: That’s what we’re made of, you dumbass!

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Preston: You're maybe the most high-maintenance bitch in Cheyenne.

Arabella: 'Maybe'? Who more? Who is she?

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Kyuri: Where's your brother, Arabella?

Arabella: We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute.

Kyuri: Alright li-listen, you guys... did you just say we?

Arabella: What?

Kyuri: Did you just say 'we just stepped out of the shower'?

Arabella: I said 'he'...