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Austin: A hug is just like a public dry hump.

Lola: I think you're hugging wrong.

#austin poe jr.#lola weathers.#austin & lola.#source: how i met your mother

John: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?

Nixon: Breakfast.

John: ...family.

Nixon: Family, right.

#john hale.#nixon hale.#john & nixon.#source: arrested development #every few months i remember this account exists

Ingrid: I cannot believe Landon would do something like this!

Charlie H: I can.

Ingrid: Yeah, I guess I can too. I don't know why I said that.

#charlie hightower.#ingrid sergeant.#landon hightower.#ingrid & landon.#charlie & landon.#charlie & ingrid.#source: american dad #they've never interacted but idc

Cassidy: I'm not going to sit down until you say something nice to me for once in your life.

Elijah:

Elijah: Your hair looks... small.

#cassidy poe.#elijah wolfe.#cassidy & elijah.#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Topher: Is there any nudity involved?

Sherman: No.

Topher: Can there be?

#topher haas.#sherman doyle.#sherman & topher.#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Javier: Alright, that’s enough. I gotta go and take a nap.

Shantipriya: It’s 10:30 in the morning.

Javier: What can I tell you, I’m wiped.

#javier ballesteros.#shantipriya mathur.#javier & shantipriya.#source: seinfeld

Rory: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Gwen: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Rory: They don’t have any arms!

#gwendolyn maclaine.#rory damiani.#gwendolyn & rory.#source: steven universe

Rory: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic… I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Katerina: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

#rory damiani.#katerina willows.#katerina & rory.#source: that's so raven

Theo L: You like me? You like my personality?

Briar: I was surprised too.

#theo langley.#briar sinclair.#source: new girl

Mama: Um, excuse me, who's in charge here?

Angel: Well, that's usually whoever yells the loudest.

#mama hendricks.#angel rossi.#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia #* neglects this blog for 39420 months only to find the perfect iasip quote *

Ingrid: You were actually telling the truth.

Theo L.: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.

#theo langley.#ingrid sergeant.#source: pirates of the caribbean

Jesse: There is something I’ve got to get off my chest.

Ingrid: Is it your shirt? Please say no

#jesse andersen.#ingrid sergeant.#source: psych

Sherman: What kind of tea is this?

Luz: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

#sherman doyle.#luz dedios.#source: the office

Gwen: Talk to him, that’s what friends do!

Olivia S.: Nope. I’m gonna wait till I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately

#gwendolyn maclaine.#olivia staford.#source: brooklyn nine nine

Renata: Rosario, can we talk? One 10 to another?

Rosario: I’m an 11, but continue.

#renata viale-corrado.#rosario sosa.#source: 30 rock

Adonis: I’ll handle her. You take care of him.

Nadja: But how do I make it look like an accident?

Adonis: I’m not saying murder. Just talk to him like a normal person.

#adonis mitchell.#nadja bowman.#source: brooklyn nine nine

Jake: I have feelings for you.

Briar: I have feelings for you!

Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

#briar sinclair.#jakob grehn.#source: arrested development

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