Dec 14, 2013
me: she's niceish but she's just what the fuck as a person
alex: fish are nice but you don't want to fuck them
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me: she's niceish but she's just what the fuck as a person
alex: fish are nice but you don't want to fuck them
pretendp0et replied to your photoset: guys what looks better? other options include the...
The first one, giving me major shirt envy
oprahwinfreyipad replied to your photoset: guys what looks better? other options include the...
open shirt
unabating replied to your photoset: guys what looks better? other options include the...
3
including other messages, i've got three votes for number three and one for the first one so it's gonna have to be that one! thanks guys :D
I hate snakes. Worms too; they don't have legs and they move, what is their deal?! They will burst through my foot and into my bloodstream and they will kill me from the inside! If they had feet I could understand- NO, THAT'S A LIE. Caterpillars have legs too and I hate them. Fuck them.
Alexy ranting about things without legs
"the meal for tonight (if my cooking does not fail me) will be rice and cheese stuffed peppers with garlic chicken cooked on a bed of spinach"
it's official, alexy is the best - she's cooking me dinner for when i'm back tonight even though i don't get back until late, she's such a babe :)))
"Between four of us we've made it through five bottles of wine. I have just bought another four, and there are three at home. We're having a grand old time"
well that explains the text!
"Yes, you can drink my chocolate chip blood"
To date, the greatest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Alex and I discussing the potential ways to end a professional~ email.
Alex: Many thanks Me: Thankings you Alex: All of my thankings Me: None of the thankings Alex: Maybe I'm thankful? Me: All of my thanks are belong to you Alex: There are three people in my life I want to thank right now and you might be one of them Elaine, reply to find out
That last one got me. Just about wet my pants.
So this is what Rick found in his room this morning - his Mars bar gone, with only this letter (covered in pasta sauce) in its place.
One sex for Mars bar. Let me have Alex Mars!