#prettymuch incorrect

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edwin: don’t worry bro, i’m gonna help you with your español!

nick: that’s fine. but i really need help with my spanish too

edwin: español is spanish

nick: español is spanish for what?

edwin:

[hotgirlmuch]

zion texting: stop testing me.

austin texting:

name. date.

TESTING ZION KUWONU

1) what are you gonna do about it?

a. not shit

b. not a damn thing

c. front like you're about it

d. all of the above

austin texting: 😁

edwin texting: oh shit 😂😂😂😂😂

edwin texting: austin's a savage

[yay-depression]

Have some PRETTYMUCH imagines(?) bc I’m bored

Names they call Edwin

Eggy

Eggwin

Shorty

Egg

Highlighter

Blueberry

Neon

Tool

Dwarf

Midget

A lot of short jokes ngl

Squishy

Soft smol boy (ironically of course)

Carrot top was a favourite for a while

Boy

Fit boy

Dad

Soprano

Names they call Brandon

Four eyes

B

Bee

Brando

Eyebrows

Strongman

Blandon

Workaholic

Player

Wannabe producer (jokingly bc he’s a god at producing)

Commercial kid

Blindy

Blurry vision

Names they call Austin

Loverboy

Naruto

Goldilocks was a favorite and still kinda is

Cat Dad

Dad

Pale ass

Author boy

Overgrown child

Tenor

Art hoe

Artsy boy

Logic

Names they call Nick

Mob boss

Shorty

Jawline

Jersey Shore

Jersey Kid

The real housewives of New Jersey

A lot of NJ jokes

Sharkboy

Cheeser

Dumbass

Nick Name

Gardener

Italiano

Baseball boy

Soprano

Names they call Zion

Daddy Long Legs

Giant

Dog Dad

Softie

Over excited teddy bear

Milk bagger

Milk bagging monster

Canuck

Angie

Hoser

Mape

Puck head

Rubberhead

KuwonUwU

51st stater

Hockey Zombie

Single Pringle

Mufasa (get it bc he’s Simba’s dad)

Longlegged

Weatherman

Blondie (he’s the only one with slightly blonde hair in the group as of now)

[prettymuchboo]

Edwin, lying awake in bed: hey, are you asleep yet?

Zion: yes

Edwin: oh okay i won‘t bother you then

[ two hours later ]

Edwin:...

Edwin: wait a fucking seCOND

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nick: okay you know what-you’re in time out! get on top of the fridge! GET UP THERE!

zion, climbing on top of the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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zion: i always had a feeling you were anti canadian!

nick: so? what you gonna do boot it? eh, eh, you gonna hit me a with a hockey bat? EH

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zion: i take criticism very well

brandon: no you don’t

zion, visibly upset: what’s that supposed to mean!?

brandon: just that you don’t take criticism very well

zion: WHY DON’T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE

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austin, trying to get the boys to guess vegan: it’s like zion but more extreme

everyone except zion: AVATAR

austin: NO