Been thinking of starting an exercise regimen called "prey time" where I walk to the closest tree laden area and run like something is trying to kill me.
Pros:
- This would provide the mental stimulation I need to pick up running
- Exercise
- Will also involve touching grass
- Whimsical
- Satisfies my prey urges
Cons:
- I hate running
- The possibility someone thinks I'm in actual danger and I have to explain what I'm doing
- The possibility that people get so used to it that if I am in actual danger no one helps
- Seriously, running fucking sucks
Now the likelihood that someone will see me is near 100% because I live in New York and there is no such thing as true solitude here.











