#priapaeia

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Carmen 28

Tu, qui non bene cogitas et agere

Carpendo tibi temperas ab horto,

Pedicabere fascino pedali.

Quod si tam gravis et molesta poena

Non profecerit, altiora tangam.

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You, who will not think or do well,

Should stop yourself from stealing from my garden,

Or be fucked by my twelve inch cock.

But if so grave and annoying a punishment

does not succeed, I shall strike higher.