#prickly prick

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

It sort of hit Danil after the fact--after Savomir had told him to leave Artemy to his work. The white of faers eye wasn't white at all. Black void backed pupil and iris. For a while, he thought he'd imagined it. Then he saw faer again though, and he realized he was right. Inky blackness.

Fae noticed him staring, and immediately seemed to bristle. "The hell are you looking at?"

"What have you done to your eyes?" He scoffed. "Some absurd fashion statement?"

Slowly, fae smiled. Danil had never paid it much mind before. Faers fangs looked like tusks that had been crudely shaved or otherwise shrunk into what were meant to be human canines. They didn't look right. "I'm certainly not in my own skin, I'll say that much."

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

I really like to think that the only reason Danil ever met The Thing That Came From The Polyhedron (otherwise known simply as Savomir Artemin) is because of Artemy. If anyone else had taken in Savomir, they would've never met. Knowing the relationship the two have, maybe Artemy should be a little ashamed for letting the beast into the steppe /light hearted

bonus points if it was when savomir understood human notions EVEN LESS and fae was literally like rummaging through trash or something

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

Something I love doing with kismesis ships is "I know you better than you'd expect" type shit. Anyway, preoccupied imagining Danil calling out the local """"fortune teller"""" on having never learned about faerself.

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

I don't talk about yandere blackroms enough, but it's incredibly funny (and incredibly entertaining in a awooga kind of way) to imagine Danil and Artemy competing over faer in different ways/ Artmey is romantically motivated and protective, and Danil is just like so angry in comparison.

"Why do you even want faer," Artemy would have to eventually ask. The guy very openly finds disdain in faer--and he's gathered the feeling is mutual.

And Danil just has to fucking tell him that there's nobody he wants to ruin the life of more than this stupid lil bitch, and Artemy just has to stand there like "?? is this murder I'm??"

Like how does Danil explain that he hates faer, fae drives him up the wall, but fae does it just right enough that he wants to keep faer all to himself to fuck, torment, and generally pester/be pestered by as he pleases? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO SOMEONE?

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

Simon, Artemy, and Danill all shaking hands on "wow, I'd write you if doing so didn't make my blood run cold with trying to capture what I like about you so much"

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

The town in P4th0l0g1c would like probably be at least kind of homophobic, but I just want to finally have my lil slavic boy romance. Weird little isolated town with weird superstitions and traditions and yeah okay I already felt at home! You didn't need to keep talking!

Anyway that's why Artemy has procured a new romantic partner with a side of kismesitude with the prickly prick who'll bury us all.

[anemic-raccoon]

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[anemic-raccoon]

In this house we stand for the flag 😤🏳️