#prime decepticon

[greenflyingsaucer]

As a spy who sticks his metaphorical nose into all sorts of business, I can assure you we tend to stick our noses elsewhere when things get racey. Unless we're assholes. I've known a few.

Hey, I’ll have you know I do spying work too. I even have stealth paint! Don’t underestimate the power of being a harmless looking flying saucer.

Anyway, what’s your point? Are you trying to tell me Soundwave would have left me alone IF this kinda thing had happened?

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*Shows up in the club as Longarm like bitch it was 99 cents*

drinks here are actually a little more expensive than that but hey, welcome! take a seat, we’re not too busy.

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prime-decepticon replied to your post: �� lol

“Because I don’t believe in reblogging a meme without sending something in.”

makes sense to me

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🍸 lol

[He blinks rapidly. Must’ve misheard.]

you what.

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I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / Youare family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie toyour face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would saysomething cruel to you accidentally  / Iwould cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me /I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / Youconfuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / Youinspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better thanme / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’repetty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid/ I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not surewhat kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to makeyou proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurtother people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influenceon you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a onenight stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / Ifantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasuredbelonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / Youintimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think youlike me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you /You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush onyou / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party withyou / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behindyour back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choosemy happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despisehow much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know whatI’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / Youfrustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’dvisit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if Ihurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phonecall from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angryat you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re toosensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you /You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / Iwould blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have thepower to hurt me more than anyone else /

this sure is a positive experience, isn’t it.