#primevalasvines

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Morgan: Hey, how much money do you have? Connor: 69p Morgan: You know what that means! Connor, in tears: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Lester: So what’s your inspiration? Becker: To be better than everyone. Because I hate everyone, and I want to be better than them and I want them to know that.

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Matt: Hey, let me see what you have. Alex: A knife! Matt: NO!

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Connor: Lester, can I go to the bathroom? Lester: Why didn’t you go during your teabreak- Connor, singing: If you love me let me gooooooooooo

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Lester, to the Minister: Oh yeah, we have a lot of laughs. Lester, two minutes later: Fuck off, Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.

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Emily: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Matt, the first time he ever saw snow: The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere.

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*during 5x01* Becker, on the phone to Lester: So no tank? Becker: *smashes a skateboard*