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how does Princess Bonefucker UV 9K feel about Cam and Pal?

Here's the situation:

Palmades really Really REALLY wants to pet Princess Bonefucker. He has so many questions! What is she? Who made her? How?? She's such a fluidly constructed creature it's almost possible to imagine her as an organic, mundane creature if it weren't for the waves of necromantic energy rolling off her. She also looks very soft. It's probably fine, she was clearly meant as a beast of burden and she's so cuddly with the ninth house weirdos-

Camilla is this close to physically trapping Palmades in a closet to stop him. Pal. Pal. Pal that is CLEARLY A CARNIVORE. WE JUST SAW IT SNAP A FEMUR AS LONG AS YOU ARE TALL IN HALF. SHE'S BIG ENOUGH TO SWALLOW YOU WHOLE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. STOP. NOW.

"Thinking" is a VERY strong word for what Princess Bonefucker does with her brain. At the moment though, she's laying on the floor with her head up, watching Cam and Pal bicker while Gideon brushes her mane and Harrow uses her as a couch (she might be pinned under a wing. It's fine.). Various concepts ping about Princess's brain like numbered balls in a Bingo Machine. Concepts like " TWO people could be petting me" and "what is ham?" And "steal whatsherface's shiny hair thingies" and "Why Am I Here? I was doing something?" And "Eat Someone."

Sooner than later, one of those concepts will bounce into action and Things Will Happen :)

#Princess Bonefucker #shes acclimated to humans which is a VERY different thing from domesticated #and she's there for a reason #by the time they realized what she was she had gotten too strong #She is a creature with glorious and horrific purpose #Mercymorn will say later that it got to this point because the first two times looked like accidents #that by the time they realized what She Is it was too late to stop her. they can only try to delay her. great job opening that box guys.#tlt #the locked tomb

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harrow is not thrilled. gideon is in love.

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princess' favorite bone to chew on?

She doesn't really "chew" on bones like a dog does- those molars snap bones in half like an axe so she can eat them like kibble, and she'll swallow the smaller ones whole.

She does always save the hands, feet and sternum for last though, because those have heaps of nice chewy connective tissue that she can lie down on and gnaw on for hours. Makes a really awful squelching sound and smells terrible.

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