This is a cat shaming post.
This creature damn near lives at the head of my bed, sleeps between my pillow and Husbff's, thinks she can call dibs on him, and sometimes dreams about being a badass. She is 15 years old and her hobbies include screaming and sleeping.
Last night, I was startled out of my pre-sleep relaxation when she lifted her head, hissed, and went back to sleep. No apparent explanation. No one had touched her, no other cats were in the room. Just
1. Sit up
2. Curse loudly
3. Lie down
I love her, but she's fucking weird.












