Apr 25, 2024
they really should've given Fauna a crack at the dress
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they really should've given Fauna a crack at the dress
**bangs fist on table**
bring back lounge singers
do women not really hit their sexual peak until their 40s or does it just take that long untangle our autonomy from our society's obsession with male arousal and figure out what we like 🤔
Daddy Issues make you crave validation
Mommy Issues make you crave control
My husband and I have been together for about two decades. I've been out of the Tumblr game for about 7 years. So, somehow I missed the evolution of "creampie" going from p0rn term about a specific camera angle to generic "not pulling out."
But since it's a thing now, I understand why. It's a huge relief to not have the thought "how close until they have to pull out?" simmering in the back of your mind during sex. We haven't had to worry about it for over 10 years and, I won't lie, it fuckin' great.
How? It's easy...but expensive. For the low, low price of $800 and two final months of ejaculating anywhere but inside your partner, you too can never worry about unplanned pregnancy again.
A vasectomy. Get a vasectomy.