#princessgame

[swagophile]

Can you make a chart or post or something of what each princess game character would get at the gas station

easily my favorite ask ive ever gotten on this blog ever. please ask me more things like this

[playstoremega]

Super Princess Go Jungle World

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sogamerunworld.superprincessadventurego

Super Princess Go Jungle World

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sogamerunworld.superprincessadventurego

[swagophile]

Okay im bored. Lets play a game. Tell me what to do and we'll see what happens

>You are a princess in a castle. You are tired and you are bored. You are currently in your tower, and no one else is around. What do you do next

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PRINCESSGAME 57

>You are standing in a large hallway you've never seen before. Frankly, you hadn't seen much of this castle at all before you got Falsely Imprisoned, but still.

[MATERIALISTIC: Keep going. Theres so much STUFF you could have.... You should take stuff]

[MA- NO, CLEVER THINKING: If you wore that knight's armor you could get away with a Lot. Just saying]

[SELF-LOVE: they'll probably lock you up again if they catch you. do it anyways. who cares if they care. this world is Your domain.]

>There are many possibilities. You-

>Oh fuck. Your ANACHRONISTIC ORB DEVICE. You see an incoming call from dispshitfuckr420. It is unclear whether you named her that or she did. The worst possible time, too. If you don't answer, she'll make your life hell.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: heyyyyyy f$&@%t, what's up LOL

YOU: what. i'm on the job right now

??????: aw cmon you can make time to talk to me. i am only Your Employer after all fuckface

YOU: okay. my bad

BOSS: LOL its okay i dont give a shit. hows the job treating you baby. long time no see sexy stuff

YOU: don't talk to me like that. it's gross and unwarranted. sorry, i couldn't exactly orb you from within a dungeon.

BOSS: [suddenly very frantic] you got CAUGHT?! you- you didn't tell them about me, did you?!

YOU: no, why would i. i'm a professional

BOSS: oh phew okay then i dont give a shit lol. i will be adding to your debt however for fucking up like a dumbass and getting fucking caught LMAOOO

[DEBT INCREASED]

YOU: come on. that is not necessary

BOSS: uh huh. have you tried being better at your job

YOU: maybe if someone had trained me better.

BOSS: LOL i'm a contemptable scoundrel. I'm a piece of shit, dipshit. I'm literally some form of dastardly malcontent, r$#*&d. I'm The Bad Guy. Why would i train you

YOU: i guess thats a fair point.

BOSS: yeah you fucking bet it is loser get me some fucking treasure or youre gonna be literally fucking swimming in negative dollars from how much debt you owe me. Like some reverse scrooge mc duck shit. Like yr gonna be diving into a huge ass empty pool of nothing and hitting your head and bleeding every where and fucking Dying girl. Except it wont even be nothing. Itll be filled with the absence of money. Therell be like a single sad ass gold piece to remind you that this could be filled with gold but isnt cus u fucking suck. thats how bad its gonna get. literally the abstract concept of debt will be made literal from how bad im gonna fuck you up. like its serious as fuckk

YOU: okay whatever. bye

>Well that fucking sucked. It has literally never not sucked with her. God she is the absolute worst.

[SELF-INTERESTED: you would honestly be happier if she died. Itd be dope if she was dead]

[MACHINATIONS: You could always fake your death. No debt if you're dead]

[MATERIALISTIC: No ITEMS either. Do you really wanna go without STUFF?]

>Much to consider- wait, who's that?!

>....who the fuck is this clown???

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[swagophile]

new princessgame soon

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would it be fucked up if i included blatant hypno fetish material in the next princessgame

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[EMPATHY - VERY HARD: NAT 8]

>You contemplate throwing the mousegirl out at the knight, but as she sits in your palm, it stirs something in you. Something about her little eyes... You feel.. Bad for her? Maybe she's the only one who understands what you're going through. You take the mouse and put her back in your pocket. You can't lose her yet.

[BRAWN - VERY HARD: AUTOMATIC SUCCESS]

[AROUSED: Oh fuuuuuuck yeah. You've been meaning to wrestle. This is what you've been looking for.]

>Your mouth is wet with saliva as you tackle the KNIGHT to the floor and reach for her sword. You pin her down easily. Despite her armor, you are much larger than her. She squirms and wriggles pathetically as your hot breath bares down on her.

KNIGHT: A-ack!! What the f- What the heck are you doing, l-lady?!

[BRAWN - IMPOSSIBLE: AUTOMATIC SUCCESS]

[AROUSED: Holy shit you need this girl inside of you. You can't believe you're doing this. This is so fucked up. You really need to do this. Fuck. You're starving. She would fill you up completely. Holy shit you're really going to do it.]

>You bring your mouth down over her face. It opens wider to accommodate her head. She's panicking hard. You don't think you've ever seen a knight look this terrified.

KNIGHT: WAITWAITWAITWAIT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS PPLEASE I WON'T TELL ANYONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

>Is she.. blushing?

+10 AROUSAL

[STATUS EFFECT UPGRADED: AROUSED -> RAVENOUSLY HORNY]

KNIGHT: Y-YYOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS,,,

>Maybe she's right. You don't know. You really want to.

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PRINCESSGAME 50

>You pull your trusted companion out from your pocket, fully expecting her to be terrified or to run, but instead she sits on your paw with a soft smile on her face. The sight makes you feel a bit better about yourself. She does look really.. tasty... Anyways.

[+1 SELF-ESTEEM]

>You then consider putting it in your mouth and violently tearing until all that remains is blood and viscera. Yuuuuuup. You like that. You won't do it, of course, but you like that, definitely

[+2 AROUSAL: FAILED! AROUSAL already MAX!]

>Kitchen it is. When have you ever done anything on an empty stomach? You need to build your strength somehow. You inform the knight where she must take you and let her lead the way, big dragon smile on your face. You're actually having a pretty good night, aren't you?

YOU: babeee lets go to the kitchennnnnn

KNIGHT: S-So you won't.. eat.. me.. tthen?

YOU: Ummmmm Idk lawl

YOU: Hey do u wanna get wasted girlie

KNIGHT: I- What?? No- That's... not our alco-

YOU: girl. lets get wasted.

KNIGHT: ...

[+2 SELF-ESTEEM]

>Yuuuuuuuuuuup. You're getting wasted. This is gonna be aweeeeesoooooommeeeeee.

>You finally made it to the KITCHEN. Your tummy will not stop growling. It is time to [EAT] and [GET WASTED]. You politely inform your prisoner of her newfound duties.

YOU: heyyy so like hahaha so like you think im cute right? so like right?

KNIGHT: u-um.. y.. yes...

YOU: awww haha youre like sooo sweet hahaha so umm can U make me a sandwich :3

KNIGHT: h.. huh..

YOU: im reaaaaaalllyy hungry and i dont even know how to do it myself which is REALLYYY sad :<

KNIGHT: W-Well.. I suppose if you are unable t-to perform the task y.. yourself..

YOU: OMG omg ur so sweet wtf!!! omg thaaaaank u omg omg omg hahaha wtf this is so awesome haha. Ur really nice for this lol. Do u wanma be my girlfriend

KNIGHT: You- Y-You just tried to eat me!!!

YOU: ya

KNIGHT: ......

YOU: do u wanna go out with me

KNIGHT: O-OKAY!!!! FINE!!!!!!! IADMIT IT!!!! PPlease just don't be mad at me,

YOU: omg ur seriously the cutest thing ever LOL i like you :33

>You tie the leash around your new girlfriend's neck. Yes. You've already decided she will be useful. This will prove very fortitious in the coming days. You are quite the skilled manipulator, aren't you?

[NARCISSISTIC: Nice work. You totally did the runaround on her. +4 SELF-ESTEEM.]

YOU: You're gonna be really funnn aren't u hehehehe

KNIGHT: UUMM. UM. UHH.

>Sniff sniff.. You pause while sniffing her neck.. That smell... Is that pee?? Hahahaha awwwwwh oh my god thats adorabe lol. You like this. You're going to have fun with her.

KNIGHT: Um. UM. It's n-not what it smells like.

>Sure it is.

[GIRLFRIEND joined the PARTY]

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