#principal dort

[novvaine]

[ibreathestories]

Me when Principal Dort is talking trash about Principal Weems (Gwendoline Christie)

[achromatophoric]

Principal Dort: I bet you’re a real straight shooter, aren’t you, Miss Sinclair?

Agnes: *teasingly* That would be just about the only straight thing about her.

Enid: *glares* Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?

Wednesday: I can attest that Enid’s marksmanship skills are woefully lacking.

Agnes: And that’s another gay nail in Pride Parade Barbie’s rainbow casket.

Enid: *anxiously* Excuse me? But I’m not like that. I’m, uh— I’m only into boys!

Principal Dort: *tsks* I’m disappointed in you, Miss Sinclair. That’s not something a straight shooter would say.

Enid: 😨⁉️

Wednesday/Agnes: 😒😒

Principal Dort: What? Don’t give me that look. I’m hip with the times, and Nevermore is synonymous with inclusivity and keeping an open mind. We are accepting of all walks of life, queer or otherwise—

Principal Dort: —as long as you’re not a dirty normie.

Wednesday/Agnes: 🙄🙄

Enid: *low-key panicking* H-How? How do they all know??

[derangedbutfun]

Oh I knew Dort was too creepy-cringe to be good

[darling-gemini]

Just saw the gif of Principal Dort getting stoned and smashed into a million pieces by that chandelier and I was like that was #deserved

[aludraslytherin]

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[lyroart]

what a silly guy :3

[sxekhaos]

So is Dort going to turn gooey a few hours after his death? Will the dust turn to blood spatter? Does a gorgon’s victim turn back if they are shattered while stoned?