hold the mother fuck up. so we got this bitch mr julius pringle (or mr p as he has been called in recent days)
there has been a spark of controversy surrounding him lately, regarding 1. his redesign and 2. the release of full body mr pringle as requested by John Oliver. he has gone from the rather auspicious cavalier character shown above to this depressed, dead eyed bastard of a man.
as you can clearly see, the redesign boasts bold black brows raised high enough that they do not even TOUCH the ovoid head of the man in question, seemingly as a tradeoff for the brown locks sat there previously. in the former design, you may note that he severely lacked in the brow department, and has since a redesign back in 2002.
The above timeline depicts five of the most recent iterations of Mr P, excluding only his most recent 2020 style. As shown, he had either his hair or his eyebrows zoinked from him between 1996 and 2002. As it is unlikely that the chairmen of the chip simply decided that Mr P has had it too good for too long and performed the classic hair-eyebrow switcheroo to trade a browless hero for a bald coward, I am asserting my position via this post that Julius "Mr P." Pringle never had hair to steal in the first place, but rather had a pair of luscious high set eyebrows and that no bald based crimes have been committed in the last 18 years. they may have stolen the light from his eyes, but I refuse to believe that they took the hair from atop his head.
