"My" fountain has been switched on! And yours too -- a few years ago a bunch of readers donated to its restoration, and I also bought one of the name bricks in the base. So if you're ever in downtown Chicago, you can come south to Printer's Row Park and see "Sam, Deebs, and Dot" carved on the fountain. I'm pretty sure the engravers thought Deebs and Dot were my wife and child.
I wanted it to say "For the love of God, Montresor!" but they told me it was policy to only do names. (This is absolutely true. It was a whole conversation we had to have.)
[ID: a ten second film of the art deco fountain in Printer's Row Park, burbling away merrily, surrounded by plants. The base of the fountain is lined in large bricks with names engraved on them. The only sound is ambient noise and gentle water flowing.]
















