A/N: I decided to make a nsfw alphabet about my gorgeous man - Detective Loki, because... why not? And since I didn't see anyone making one for him, I decided to do it myself (please if you already saw someone doing it, let me know!!). If you have a different opinion from mine, you can always write it in the comments! I would love to know your own perspective of this (my) man’s sexual life ;)). As always, sorry for any mistakes!
Warnings: Sex Themes obviously lol
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex):
He would be so quiet and you would barely share a word. However, he would hold you close and cuddle you, after cleaning you up (with a clean towel or by showering together) and ask if you are ok. You know him better than anyone, you being the only one he truly trusts, loves and really cares about, so he would spend these moments with you the best way possible.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):
I would say his hair: he takes a lot of effort and time to comb it perfectly, and also his hands, since he can pleasure you in so many ways with them.
Your smile and hands. He loves whenever you smile: it makes his heart melt straight away and his stomach to feel uneasy, heavy butterflies, and your hands because of how soft they feel against his skin every time they caress his face and body. He loves the fact that you're so kind and pure, the only light in his dark, obscure life. In terms of sex and intimacy, he really likes your neck and boobs (he loves playing with them by sucking or pinching them), whether they are big or small. He also loves your legs and ass, since he likes to grab and spank them whenever you misbehave you never noticed, until one day you discovered that he's obsessed with your cute tummy as well.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person):
He prefers to cum inside you, since it's very intimate and sexy while using a condom, or without it if you're taking the pill. Also, whenever he cums in your mouth, it drives him completely crazy. But if you don't want to, he would cum on your boobs, tummy or ass, and he would still be totally ok with it.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):
He secretly not really likes it when you’re a brat and misbehave, because then he has a good reason to punish you. Of course he would never hurt you severely, but playing games with you is his main weakness.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?):
David has slept with a few women, but not that many, since he's a lone wolf and is very focused on work, which doesn’t allow him to have as much time for that as he would like to. However, he definitely knows how to please a woman. ;)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual):
Missionary / Face-Off - when he is feeling more needy and in a romantic mood. He adores looking at you straight in the eyes while he makes love to you deep and slow, and how your face contorts with pleasure;
Doggy Style / The Hook- these are his favorite positions whenever you are having rough sex. It allows him to go deeper inside you, to look you right in the eyes while he whispers dirty things in your ear or, in case of the doggy style position, he can spank your ass and pull your hair while he fucks you fast and hard;
Cowgirl's Helper- and well, this is the position he prefers when he's feeling particularly tired or just wants to see you on top/ in control, helping you to cum quicker by thrusting fast into you from below.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc):
He is usually very serious when it comes to sex, and when he's in the mood for rough sex, there's no chance he will act goofy. Unless you want vanilla sex, then he can be a little goofy, especially when something that's supposed to be embarrassing happens.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.):
David takes care of his hygiene, especially for you, but if you don't mind, he's definitely going to be a bit hairy down there, since he thinks that's totally natural, and also doesn't have patience to cut his pubic hair almost every day (he doesn't have too much tho). And yes, the carpet match the drapes.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…):
Like I previously said, he's very open and intimate with you. You didn't know he was so touch deprived, until you started dating, so he's definitely romantic and very caring towards you, yet he prefers to cuddle you in silence. According to him, words don't need to be said: our actions speak for themselves.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon):
He doesn't jack off that much. He prefers holding back so he can last longer once he has sex with you, however if he's very stressed with work and doesn’t even go home because of it he sleeps at his office whenever he has a hard case, he takes some time for himself, going to the nearest bathroom to review the nudes/dirty messages you had sent him, or imagining himself fucking you until he breaks you, because he really needs to release his stress.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks):
Spanking, Sir/Detective kink, choking, dirty talk, overstimulation, edging, praising kink, dom/sub, acarophilia (fetish of being scratched), begging, bondage.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do):
He would rather take his time with you indoors: fucking you on the couch, on the counter, on the bed, in the shower, in front of a mirror, even on the floor... anywhere, as long as you are at home, where both of you can be relaxed and safe. Nevertheless, he secretly loves whenever you beg him to fuck you in his office.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going):
Whenever you send him dirty messages and nudes while he's trying working; when you challenge him by misbehaving have I told you how much he loves when you're being a brat?, or when you give him neck kisses, or when you visit him at work with a short skirt without wearing anything underneath.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):
He can’t do anything that would hurt you too much, like hard BDSM, or something involving rape simulation or creepy stuff like that.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc):
He really likes to go down on you, to pleasure you with his skilled tongue and fingers, to see pure pleasure written all over your face and to hear your uncontrollable moans and cries for more... but he cannot resist to the feeling of having your warm mouth and wet tongue around his hard cock, the way you struggle to take all of him, the sounds you make while you suck him and the fact that he’s able to push you deeper by pulling your hair with his strong, giant hands.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.):
It really depends on his mood. If he's feeling tired and needy, he will fuck you slowly while telling you how much he loves and misses you. But if he’s having a bad day or feels extremely horny, get ready to be sore for the next 3 days at least.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.):
Oh, he's definitely up for it if he is in a hurry or can’t resist you any longer, especially at his work. It actually turns him on to know that his coworkers and the asshole of his boss are all stressing out with work, having no idea that you two might be fucking against his desk.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.):
He prefers to be in private with you, since he doesn't like the thought of someone catching a police officer doing something like that, and because he doesn't like to "share" his private life. He tries to be as reserved as possible, but if you insist enough, maybe you will get a chance. ;)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…):
He is constantly exhausted from work, so usually he can't go more than 2 rounds. But on good days, he will go for 3 to 4 rounds. He tries his best to make sure you cum first, whether with his mouth or fingers. The first round, he tends to cum faster not too fast tho, don't worry haha, but he always makes up for you on the second one, since he can last way longer so be prepared for it.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):
Ohhh, his handcuffs!!! He knows how much you enjoy it when he uses them on you. It makes things so much more interesting, while he can have total control over you. Sometimes he uses your favorite vibrator on you, so you can cum faster and even then, he's the one who controls and decides if you can cum and when. On special occasions, if you ask him to, he will use nipple clamps on you while he fucks you hard, so that the clamps tighten your nipples even more.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):
When he is exhausted, he goes straight to the point, not having enough energy and patience to play games. But if he's not... prepared to be tortured with so much teasing from him.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make):
Loki tries to be quite, since he prefers to hear your moans very clearly, and because he usually interprets the dom role, so he won't give you the satisfaction of you hearing him getting pleasure by fucking you. However... when he's close and can't hold it anymore, he will release soft whispers moaning your name, and deep breaths and groans that can definitely be heard very clearly too.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice):
He won't admit it, however you already know that he has the huge need and craves for your affection/attention. All of his life, he didn't have anyone who actually cared for him or treat him right, so when you two are alone, you will see Detective Loki's softest side for sure. Also, deep inside he wishes for you to take control and take care of him once in a while, letting him relax in the couch by soflty giving him a blowjob, and then sit on top of him while you make love to him slowly, giving him kisses all over his neck and face.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words):
He's medium size, yet he's thick!!
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?):
It doesn't take much for Loki to get turned on. You just need to push his buttons (by doing what I wrote on his turn-on's list) and you will be fucked for sure. Since he used to be so focused and occupied with work and still is, every time he's with you, he gets excited and horny. However, if he's way too stressed with a particular case, you won't see the horny Loki side for some time until it's solved.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):
He has a hard time falling asleep, but since he's so tired most of the time, even if he doesn't fall asleep, he won't have energy to do anything else besides laying there on the bed, waiting for his divine sleep to come or having pillow talks with you while you caress his face and hair.
Feast day: March 25
Patronage: repentant thieves, prisoners, undertakers
Saint Dismas was the good thief crucified with Jesus on Calvary. This is what St. Luke writes about him: 39 And one of those robbers who was hanged blasphemed him, saying: If thou be Christ, save thyself and us. 40 But the other answering, rebuked him, saying: Neither dost thou fear God, seeing; thou art under the same condemnation? 41 And we indeed justly: for we receive the due reward of our deeds. But this man hath done no evil. 42 And he said to Jesus: Lord, remember me when thou shalt come into thy kingdom. 43 And Jesus said to him: Amen I say to thee: This day thou shalt be with me in paradise. Luke 23:39-43
