Third and final submission for Kilala97's contest. Was considering some other things for my last one, but after seeing Stahp and Don't Want, I felt the urge to escalate poor Hot Head's discomfort with Amber Lily's casual inappropriateness. In this case, I thought it might be neat to have a little "revenge" from Prism for HH making the moves on Whirlwind. ~ Dialogue ~ Hot Head: *opens front door* Lucky, Amber, you guys home? You'll never believe what... Amber Lily: *giggles from couch* Hot Head: Uh... Amber? Amber Lily: *loud smacking noises* Hot Head: Amber! Are you seriously making out with some guy right in the middle of the living room? Amber Lily: *head pops up* Huh? Oh! Uh... I was not expecting you home so soon. Hot Head: I was supposed to be home over an hour ago. What kind of mother are you? Prism Bolt: *stands up from behind the couch* The kind who gives her kids naked mom hugs, from what I hear. Hot Head: ...! Prism Bolt: Something wrong, buddy? Amber Lily: Ooooh... ah, listen, I can explain... Hot Head: Of all the men in all the world... you had to make out with my arch rival? Prism Bolt: "Arch rival"? Wow, I'm kind of flattered, honestly. Amber Lily: Oh, come on, now. Just about every colt at the orphanage aside from Lucky was your arch rival. Hot Head: Okay, yeah, maybe when I was ten, but this is different. Besides... he's an ass! Amber Lily: And what an ass... Prism Bolt: Listen, it's not like I planned this. Amber Lily: The poor guy just wanted someone to talk to after... well... Prism Bolt: Well, not so much "talk," but I needed a distraction. Amber Lily: He was pretty worked up, so I just thought I'd let him hang out and shoot the breeze. Y'know, maybe make him feel a little better about himself... Prism Bolt: Which she did! But, y'know, your mom has got it goin' on. Amber Lily: And have you looked into this man's eyes? I mean... haha... wow. Prism Bolt: And that pretty marmalade skin... Amber Lily: Such a charmer. I mean, it's no wonder that one thing led to another and... Hot Head: I eat breakfast on that couch. Amber Lily: Hm. Yep, I think I might have finally broken him. Prism Bolt: Oh, well. It's been fun. Amber Lily: Sure has. Swing by again next time you're in Canterlot, and I'll keep the bases loaded. Hot Head: Nuuuuuuu... Prism Bolt: Hey, listen sport, I know it's a lot to adjust to, but just think about it. After all these years, you'll finally have a daddy. Hot Head: ... *faints*