Imagine a au where the Quincies except uryuu and yhwatch don’t know Japanese
I WILL imagine this, actually.
Uryu, Ichigo, Yamamoto, Aizen: "Kill yourself" - Yhwach [in German]: "Why does everyone keep saying that?" Jugram [in German]: "Maybe it's a battle cry."
Yhwach [in German]: "Which one of you speaks Japanese?" - Yhwach [in German]: "what's he saying?" - Ichigo [in Japanese]: "[LEWD on purpose]" - Uryu: "I'M NOT REPEATING THAT."
I had forgotten that Yhwach was included in the "can speak Japanese" category, but he could be pretending not to know it to gain an advantage.. or he really just doesn't know it.
he weights. like. 5 grapes













