#probably won't read

[junedenim]

guys, gimme some book/movie recs.

[enchantedcosima]

I am bored so I thought I would share a memory of mines

When I was about 22, my mom, sister, and I took my six nieces to the Houston Zoo. My mom or sister didn't want to drive downtown, so we took the Metro Bus to and from. Anyway, on our way back it was already getting dark and trying to make sure you keep up with six kids border-lining between excitement and exhaustion can become a bit challenging. So we get in the bus, which was not very crowded. Sitting there minding my own business and this old man (at least to at the time) probably in his mid to late 40s started flirting with me. 😨 I was trying to be polite at first because I wasn't aware of his intentions. So he then looks me up and down, while licking his lips. He says, "you are a nice young and big woman. I bet you can throw down in the kitchen. What I wouldn't do taste your food." 🙄🤢 I got his double meaning because of the he was staring. 😰So, I just kind of looked at him. I couldn't react the way I wanted to because it was 3 woman with 6 girls and he way the only man besides the bus driver riding with us. I had no way of knowing how he would react to rejection. So I told him, "Yeah, I suppose I can. I didn't get this big without knowing how to cook a few meals. Plus, I have to feed my babies. (Gestures to my nieces.) You know it can get a bit expensive buying fast food all the time." He like, 👀😄😅🙃😕😧😐😬! Are they all yours? I was like yep!😇 he's looking a scared now. Lol My sister watching the whole time laughing to herself and shaking her head. He was like are you sure they yours you don't look old enough to have that many. I was like I guess I am to fertile and i did start kinda young. He looked so insulted. Lol 😆 started looking all around the outside and stuttered that his stop was coming and then pulled the bell thingy to get of the bus. When we made it to the transit center the bus driver was like, "that guy is normally on my route, he normally gets of here. I suppose you were offering too much for him." I was like dude I was not "offering" him anything 😶. Got of the bus walked to the car and went home. 🤷🏾‍♀️