#probably-on-fire

[shithowdy]

Oliver looks like he's gotten a serious case of dad bod.

You try rearing that many children and come out of it looking the same!

[alterac]

Stehl: How goes pizza.

King Omelette: hot

King Omelette: hot on finger how bite

Stehl: mimbo

King Omelette: HOW BITE IF HOT ON FINGER

King Omelette: HOW BITE HOT

King Omelette: HOT HOW

King Omelette: AAAAAAAAAAA

[kingomelette]

"Elliot how many characters have you deleted or rerolled?"

[kingomelette]

2, 4, and 10.

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake. I guess as a whole pop isn’t my thing and it really never was? Save for secondhand exposure from stuff my mom and sister listen to or my own little exceptions because I really like X or Y artist specifically.

Which is weird for as much pop there was through the 90’s and early 2000’s. Shit I even own or owned a few Now! CD’s or other collection ones like that. I think I get turned off of pop songs because of the vocals. Like I’ll be nodding along to the beat or tapping a toe to it then ‘oh they started singing, hrm’. And physically make the :\ emoticon for a moment before going back to ‘standard braindead neutral’ face.

I kind of was raised more on classic rock but I did branch out eventually. Like shit wtf a friend got me into… southern gothic? It’s called? And right now I’m diving into hip hop/rap more on my own. So maybe 5 years from now I’ll be like ‘yo don’t talk shit about Britney Spears unless you wanna get knokkthafuggout’.

4. A hobby you “don’t get”.

beep boop see previous answer where I’m probably full of shit. It explains why my eyes are a dark brown.

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.

Oh man, had a talk with a girl from work about this.

Racing, golf, baseball.

Stuff like Nascar and skating and horses and whatever else, I understand it’s probably way more exhilarating to actually be there in the stands and present. But all my exposure has been TV and it’s just an amalgamation of good job you went around that bend. Olympics, winter or summer, are a bit of an exception for me because hey let’s get some Canadian dickwaving going on. Even then it’s a bit of a stretch, more interested in the other sports. But god damn are those athletes in shape.Golf is a mysterious jogo. I originally wrote ‘so fucking stupid’. It is one I literally do not get and never will. The most fun I’ve ever had with golf is going to a driving range when I still had clubs my size and go ‘fuck you imma hit it over 200 yards eventually’ or the one time I actually went through a golf course and drove the cart around. Driving is neat. But it’s just… weird to me. Watching or playing. Plus oh my god golf courses are huge can’t we build some houses here instead.Baseball. I think I played it for two or three years. Went ‘okay this is a sport, acknowledged’ then went back to soccer. Which I miss because it’s what stopped me from being a tubby tubster, then I stopped and oh no where is my life I must drink now.

Maybe I’m just a fucking weirdo Canadian because I get hyped for curling?

[rosalindeduval]

The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you.

There have been several occasions where Rosa has been faced with her knowledge toward someone or something being questioned. Most recently, a man went so far as to say she ‘isn’t a paladin’, simply because she expressed an intense distaste toward someone. A ‘lack of the virtue of Respect’. And despite defending herself and her freedom to express herself, and the added support of her friends, the debate has stuck with her as a prime example of why she wishes people wouldn’t question her ability and ‘worthiness’ of being a paladin.