You know, the genius part of the TMAGP April Fool’s joke is that there’s several steps to it.
1. Protocol episode?? I thought they were on hiatus!
2. A fluff episode? And it’s an hour long? That seems strange…
3. Oooh, nice intro!
4. ….nice, long, intro?
5. Skip ahead. And ahead. And ahead.
6. Realize the date. Moment of shame for being thoroughly got.
7. Skip through the rest just to double check. It’s all Bonzo.
8. Then: remember this is Jonathan Sims you’re dealing with. And it is just feasible enough for him to hide something somewhere within this mind numbing hour of clown music.
9. You have a decision to make. Either potentially miss out on discovering a secret……. or spend the next hour in auditory hell.
10. Spend the next hour in auditory hell. Second round of gotcha, but at least now you’re sure there’s nothing you missed.
11. ….unless-
To conclude, Jonathan Sims is an evil, evil man and I applaud his manipulation of our own mistrust

















