Your fave is problematic: Luci
- Wears my granddad’s clothes. Looks incredible.- Looks like they just woke up, also is more attractive than me. - Good at too many things. Obviously a witch- Cares about fashion sense in the Mojave desert. Who does that, who even does that. - Puns are too powerful. Too powerful for our weak mortal ears.
Your fave is problematic: Corvin Murillo
- Angry crier- Makes people want to hug him, but then when you try to he attacks you with his tiny little crow claws- Gloats over being one inch taller than me- Won’t leave the Legion even though he’s a good person
Your fave is problematic: Valerian Murillo
- Honestly how has the Legion at large not noticed he’s gay yet. He’s probably using witchcraft- HAVING ILLICIT RELATIONS WITH SOMEONE TWICE HIS AGE. - Does not appreciate it when I refer to this someone as “Daddy” - Does not appreciate puns (resultant of general bad taste)- Won’t leave the Legion even though he’s an okay person
Your fave is problematic: Casey
- *sighs in a way that is definitely not dreamy, at all, why would you even*- Won’t tell me what’s up, ever. Won’t even tell me what xe does for a living- Makes me feel things (highly illegal, also, disgusting)- Makes me want to scream and punch things and also throw reason into the wind and make out with xir, also definitely a witch- Too tall. Definitely full of secrets.
Your fave is problematic: Zuri
- There’s nothing problematic about Zuri.- Which in itself is suspicious. Thus: also a witch.- Won’t let me take her dog- Pulls me away from bar fights and cares about things like “safety” and “the consequences of your actions, Dahlia.”- Is my mom, but also too attractive to be my mom. Entrapment, I tell you.