Sonar: (staring intensely at Robert from a distance)
Malevola: What are you doing?
Sonar: Trying to determine if Robert is an Alpha or a Sigma.
Malevola: Please tell me you don’t buy into that shit, mate.
Invisigal: I definitely recall you saying a problematic joke about ‘made up genders last week’.
Sonar: Those genders were made up but the alpha hierarchy is very real, it’s science.
Flambae: Robert is the beta-est male to ever beta male in the history of forever.
Sonar: That’s where you’re wrong, Chaddo. Just look at him, and take it all in.
Robert: (Tiredly pouring a cup of coffee.)
Z Team:
Sonar: Coupé I need another opinion.
Coupé:
Coupé: I think I have a different interpretation of Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics than you do.
Sonar: He could never be an Omega!
Coupé: You haven’t read enough Flambert.
Flambae: Read what now?
Robert: (Spills a little coffee on his polo while drinking and dabs it up with a napkin.)
Sonar: (Moans)
Sonar: That was so Alpha coded. Or was that Sigma? Or is he perhaps the very rare Alpha-Sigma?
Golem: I didn’t even know he went to college.