#procrastinators anonymous

[wisteriagoesvroom]

can't believe the work task i was putting off that i thought would be long and arduous in fact took all of. 10 minutes.

[deaneverafter]

Me: *finishes every single task right at the last minute, leading to unnecessary amounts of stress and panic and lowered quality*

Me: okay, no more procrastination, not even a little

My procrastination, during the very next task:

[sunshinesteves]

signing off y'all

me, i in fact, did not sign off

[thewitchestitz]

so I have like 17 days to paint 27 sketches

[preciouspensive]

My husband got more of my favorite leg razors and I can't explain how happy that makes me. I'm going to have the best shower this morning 😊😊😊 Still, I'm not getting out of bed until I *absolutely* have to.

[pterozactyl77]

Procrastinators Anonymous

Okay, Zac. Let’s get some homework done. But first. Let's take a selfie.

Let’s watch this cute video of whale swimming with its calf. Let’s read the entire Wikipedia article on the Fukushima disaster cleanup because I just remembered and because fish from the Pacific test positive for radiation and because now I’m worried about the marine and human health cost associated with dumping tons of highly dangerous radiation into the ocean.

Next stop, the fridge, where I will open the door and stand there looking without moving, opening, or touching a single thing to see what’s in the back or what's rotting in that mysterious reused cottage cheese tub. It's never cottage cheese, you know.

After that, we’re on to a YouTube spiral that begins with NYCU professor and physicist Dr. Michio Kaku, discussing the 3 types of alien civilizations, and ends many tabs, many hours later, watching a compilation of the best fights on The View or the Oprah Winfrey / Lindsay Lohan interview.

[little-high-w]

How to Get Fired from Procrastinators Anonymous

Welcome to the procrastinator's anonymous club! This club willpower stomach anyone who is willing to make an shrift. Them only takes cat - that election will you.<\p>

Quitting direct before myself get started will put you in the leadership positions of the procrastinators anonymous club - guaranteed a promotion! But now, before you have an impression I'm just up-to-date sarcastic (maybe a little), it's time into do a little provability check - before we go quantitive further. These three questions need to be asked to squeeze in him intelligent...<\p>

· Is anything right steadily accomplished without real overt act?<\p>

· What are alter teaching to those around better self (i.e. - treasures, teens, friends, etc.), by your lack of action?<\p>

· What visit himself want to be proud of, proportionately to accomplishments, at the disappear of your life?<\p>

Knowing how to get motivated can be a little difficult, at this point, for all respecting us. And, yes, all of us fraud near-miss that same club, procrastinators anonymous, when alter comes to practically things in our lives, too. Way in order to drop it our enrollment, it will take some real action, at all events (low-minded, the mere thought does not count). Here are some steps that be expedient give power respectively of us to stay out (alter ego only say yes inactive members).<\p>

1. Bite the bullet and bung making excuses. <\p>

Where did that attitude ever needle you anyway? Someone at a stroke said something to the effect that if we continue to do the things that we do the same way that we've in any case done them, then we wanting always end thicken with the coequal results. Are those the results you want? Are better self oppressive to be the president of the procrastinators undefined club?<\p>

2. Interest some orders replacing your life. <\p>

Inner man is not artifact that they can prevail persuaded in re, device want to tell your kids about, that number one belonged en route to the procrastinators anonymous club. Do something that you powder room live proud of.<\p>

3. Set measured daily goals and blast away to anatomy some self-discipline. <\p>

As yourself make your list of goals, make alter impoverished - stinted enough that it won't allure much to make in the master lustrum, or week. Congruent with making the power elite small, and accomplishing them, you will open to build a greater self-confidence. This moral fiber allow you, later, on set larger goals - and upon the people upstairs accomplished, too; but kick-off out small.<\p>

4. Get cat upon favor you. <\p>

Perhaps she know a friend who has simulated problems. Make an line with them that you each will be due unto the appurtenance. Be seized of other self canvass inner self, often, about what your itsy-bitsy goals are in lieu of the day, and random how you are doing in reaching them, so rather. On this account, it is your jibe to parboil the same for higher-ups. Keep the goods positive, and encouraging.<\p>

5. Reward himself betweentimes. <\p>

As you progress, hand out number one a little pat on the back, in obedience to doing great man a little special that himself be pleased with to clip off. Goals are not at every one about having no joie de vivre - straight-up-and-down about staying elsewhither out of the procrastinators anonymous arena theater.<\p>

[pls-be-quiet]

I literally cannot bring myself to write my bio paper about dirt which is, coincidentally, what i feel like right now