#prof. kift

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Professor Kift: What is Sir Dan to you?

Kiya: He’s the reason I wake up in the morning.

Professor Kift: Aw, that’s so nice!

Sir Dan, earlier that morning, barging into their bedroom with the fire alarm blaring in the background: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AGAIN! WAKE UP!

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Prof. Kift: What’s your blood type?

Sir Daniel: How would I know?

Prof. Kift: How would you not know?

Sir Dan: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Prof. Kift: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!

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Sir Daniel: Hey, professor! What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Prof. Kift: …Sinocyclocheilus cyphotergous.

Sir Dan: ...

Sir Dan: A fsh.

Prof. Kift: Oh.

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Prof. Kift: We have to lure them out.

Sir Daniel: Oh, okay. Set the place on fire?

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Kiya: What’s wrong with you?

Prof. Kift: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else.

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ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ.

for @l-space-explorer

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Prof. Kift: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both.

Prof. Kift: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Lord Palethorn: Hamilton, tests are not looking good. Says here you have a very severe case of denial.

Prof. Kift: Look, I'm telling you there's no way-