#professionallydeadinside

[kazzykatt]

11 and 14! :D

11.- draw your otp 14.- draw a chicken

aw man i dont think i've had an OTP since these two 🤔 (not counting selfshipping)

two in one cuz it fits the theme jejeje

[salamancialilypad]

IM GLAD TO SEE MY KINGSMAN POSTING HAS INFECTED YOU A LITTLE WNANSNSNSDN

i fucking LOVEEEE kingsman i NEVER thought i would see a deluge of them on my dash from a beloved mutual in this, the year 2025. its a blessing if im being so honest <- needs to rewatch the movie again tho

[gromitisms]

🌹!!

tysm for the ask !! <33 i miss cheggsy dearly and they returned to me in visions last night so heres a couple sentences from smth im cooking up rn

Eggsy's brows knit together, processing this, and he tilts his head. He reminds Charlie rather strikingly of a dog.

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

[robinsnest2111]

if you're still taking art requests may I ask for a little doodle of chris? :3c

of course!!! <3

threw in a bonus Jess for fun <3

They're slacking off and watching Randy be his usual pathetic self. Chris is super into it and contemplating how best to bully his poor coworker to get as close as physically possible without it looking too gay lol

[loonfull-sonnetzz]

If you're accepting bullet train ocs then maybe one of my sillies? :3c (You don't have to draw both just pick whichever you prefer to draw! XD)

I KNOW YOU SAID I DON’T NEED TO DRAW BOTH OF THEM BUT I WILL DRAW GON SOON!

For now, I give you Maki <3 l

[crucifixion-call]

🎵+ any oc you'd like!

Couldn't Save - Try Hard Ninja

TO SAVE YOU A WHOLE ASS ANIMATIC HERE'S THE GIST:

SULFUR'S BEING FORCED TO WORK AT A MURDER PRISON THAT'S TRYING TO ERADICATE THEIR OWN KIND, THEY'RE MISERABLE AND TRYING TO HELP EVERYONE ELSE ESCAPE, THEY RUN INTO THEIR HUSBAND - PHOSPHOROUS - AND HE GETS CAPTURED. SULFUR LEARNS ABOUT THIS AND ALSO THAT HE'S GOING TO BE PUT IN WHITE PHOSPHOROUS MODE, KEPT CATATONIC, AND DISSECTED, FREAKS OUT, AND LOSES AN ARM TO GET HIS HUSBAND FREE. THEY THEN HAVE TO MENTALLY PROCESS THE TRAUMA THEY WENT THROUGH AFTER THEY ATTEMPT TO FUCKING LEAVE THE HOSPITAL AFTER SURGERY TO GO BACK TO PRISON BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T REALIZED THAT THEY'RE SAFE YET.

[daxdraggon]

Listen it may have been a joke but @professionallydeadinside‘s Karl was STYLIN’.

[pencil-prince]

ok but I headcanon Muriel and Ladonna would definitely prank the heck out of people on April fools to the point where they prepare for the onslaught of pranks they are a unstoppable force of pranks to reckon with

ISJSJJS OMG THAT SO CUTE??? Ladonna is 100% the prankster type and 100% would team up with Muriel to do em, gremlin spiders man Muriel: @professionallydeadinside Bonus: