1, 2 and 10 for le prof asks 😔
1. What subject do you teach?
“I serve as a Teacher’s Assistant for Defense Against the Dark Arts. My immediate ‘superior’ so to speak is the actual Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, my colleague, Alistair Schaefer @cursebreakerfarrier -- we get on well, he’s a good chap. I teach my own additional sessions to his classes, all short and optional, as well as individual tutoring to those who wish to put in the extra work...or just those few gremlins I take a liking to.”
[Insert cocky smirk here.]
“I also serve as Schaefer’s substitute, when he’s feeling under the weather.”
((OOC: Alistair is a werewolf. :3))
2. Did you apply for the job or did someone at Hogwarts request you?
“Oddly enough, the answer is actually neither. I’m actually a member of the Auror Department -- the newest recruit, specifically -- and because of that, it was decided by the higher-ups in my department that I should be assigned somewhere that needs...‘monitoring’...before I’m assigned to more dangerous assignments. That place, as you can guess, turned out to be Hogwarts. Can’t act like I love the thought of being coddled, but at the same time, I think anyone would be an idiot to suggest Hogwarts is a particularly peaceful place to be, so I’m not too ripped up about it. Anyway, when I got there, it was right around the time Schaefer took on the position of Dark Arts professor, and given that just patrolling the corridors seemed perfectly pointless and scaring the wittle kiddies with my mere presence lacked novelty after a while, it wasn’t long before I started assisting Schaefer with his dueling demonstrations. From there, I sort of just...offered my services to the students myself. Said they could come in and learn some things from me as well, if they were willing. It did take a few days before McGonagall reminded me that I really should’ve asked her permission first.”
[He lets out a loud, cackling laugh.]
“Ah...she’s a sweet biddy, though. She knows even with all the crap I give her, I don’t half-ass my commitments, so she’s been good about the whole thing.”
10. (PSYCHE not a question but a hug!) Thank you for being an amazing professor!!
[Oh snap, you’ve unlocked awkward-turtle!Erik. Cue the immediate stiffening of the shoulders, a pink flush on his freckled face, and a general “Ubuh?” attitude.]
“Wha -- ah -- hey...don’t just...grab people like that.”
[Uncomfortable head pat, followed by a small smirk.]
“...Do you hug all of your professors? I must admit, the thought of you leaping at the Headmistress like that is fucking hilarious.”
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