#professorjoke

[iheartsetpieces]

professorjoke replied to your post:Federico Fazio / Roberto Soldado?

aw, poor feddy only won one lol

Not much seems to be working for Fazio at the moment, it seems...

[piratesofendor]

Gosh darn it! Lol, congrats on the win.

Yeah man! It was a hell of a game.

[hslades]

I'm watching the Inter match so howwww abouuut: Dodo or Icardi?

not interested in italian football at all but here you go anyway:

I'd go for Incardi

and thank youuuu

make me choose

[judge-holden]

professorjoke replied to your post:the struggle of being a touchy-feely friend and...

SHOULDA DONE IT BRO

yo i can't believe i had to download firefox just to reply to this since xkit is still down for me

I JUST COULDN'T DO IT BAE. seriously you have no idea how many times a guy has been put off because i accidentally let myself seem too eager or interested

which blows because i get told so many times "make the first move!!" "he'll be flattered!!" and then i come on too strong. like is this hell. is this the man's world

next time tho. y'all are gettin me PUMPED for physical contact

[judge-holden]

professorjoke replied to your post:if we’re going to describe a prime example of...

is judge holden gonna have to choke a bitch

idk man, judge holden would probably strip down to his birthday suit, beat you half to death with his bare fists, piss on you, scalp you, saw your head off and stick it in a fish tank to look at it every day

i think me, personally, would probably just choke a bitch tho

[tributary]

The Hermit & The Hanged Man?

The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone

writing, sleeping, catching up on tv shows. terribly exciting.

The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you

whenever i say something more than once and the message doesn't stick, which is often.

[thegameswelove]

Tottenham or Arsenal, Gotze or Reus, Spain or Portugal, Mourinho or Allegri, and Serie A or Bundesliga ?

Tottenham or Arsenal

I'd hate to admit things but yeah.

Gotze or Reus

I would say Götze.. I enjoy both but would lean Götze.

Spain or Portugal

Just because.

Mourinho or Allegri

Personally I would love to play for him. He has a passion like no other he's gutsy & not afraid to come at opposing players or coaches. He's one of the brightest in the game not perfect but great at what he does. 

Serie A or Bundesliga

I like Serie A, but perfer the Bundesliga I don't know but I feel like the Bundesliga is place some players should go and play. Bayern v. everybody and everybody hates everybody lol

[drawingguitarist]

professorjoke replied to your post:apparently there was a Violence Against Women Act...

i don’t think it ever got unauthorized? i know it was successfully reauthorized twice at least, never heard of it failing (like last time it added same sex protection and republicans were like “nooo” and democrats were like “yee”)

wait, apparently it says it passed, oh whoops

I thought I was on the page for bills that were only considered not ones that were already law, what the hell