nature abhors a vacuum

and i am a roomba. “speaks in riddles.” am i a rorschach test, a funhouse mirror? helen of troy of posting.

[tributary]

i wish for you what you wish for me.

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i am not setting traps. you just keep falling into pits in my vicinity

[tributary]

“violence is the solution to everything that is part of government and human rights”

people just say anything on my posts

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a coworker, who is a native english speaker in her mid-to-late twenties:

didn’t know the term “urban sprawl” and claimed to have never heard it before

said she didn’t actually know what property taxes are

and when someone expressed disbelief, replied with “i’m just a girl”

said coworker also reacted to one of my messages i sent last year on slack with the pepe (?) emoji (??), to give further context

[noahkahanblog]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[uroko]

Rainy day in Daira Pond, Japan // 雨の日の平池

[tributary]

pride comes before a fall

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happy june!

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pride comes before a fall

[trailcams]

source

[beautyschooldropkickk]

Snark subreddit users will not see the gates of heaven

[pedro-friedeberg]

I wish I could take my period pain and give it to my haters uwu 💖

[tributary]

i have a startup idea

[pedro-friedeberg]

Save me neopets omelette period poast

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[johnnycrass]

dumbest person youve ever met is saying "i'm too creative for a 9 to 5"

[tributary]

i live in detroit. i live in seattle. i live in ottawa. i live in mexico city. i live in des moines. i live in toronto. i live in guadalajara. i live in alexandria. i live in rome. i live in your head, rearranging the furniture, under your skin.

[tributary]

they stopped trying to dox me after this 🤭

[how2skinatiger]

Melanistic Slender Mongoose (Herpestes sanguineus)

Photo by mikeloomis || CC BY-NC 4.0

[wordybee]

baby cardinal looking slightly less muppety and miserable.