#proficientatfreakness

[solarmorrigan]

Top 5 ways to regulate your temperature (can be cold -> hot or hot -> cold)

Layers. Tank top under long-sleeve shirt under t-shirt under hoodie is how I survived sub-zero winters working in a motel front office with barely functional heating. I also have a well-curated collection of flannels and cardigans

Heating pad. Good for pain, good because my room is often fucking cold

Electric blanket. Got one for Christmas last year and let me tell you, I have been missing out by not having one until now. 30 years wasted not being under an electric blanket

They sell these weird, sticky gel patches usually at the pharmacy (also online) that you put in the fridge and then you can stick them to yourself and it's like having an ice pack you don't need to hold. I use 'em more for migraines, but they work pretty well for cooling down, too

Failing the above, just a bag full of ice

[Ask me for a top 5 anything]

[warningsine]

im very sleeppy 6am but "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" I use that all the time, and "it's basic color theory really" but i'm not using that one exactly like in the post (too long)

your polls are very beautiful, very powerfukl.

Basic color theory was included, but I can't believe I had forgotten about weather boy. Thanks, I love it!

"your polls are very beautiful, very powerfukl."

Thanks to your contributions, soon we will overthrow the world.

[lodessa]

proficientatfreakness replied to your post “Well I just hit 6,000 words on this fic… before the three (3) smut...”

Where have those 6kwds been reached and how can I reach them?

Still trapped in a google doc until I get the rest finished (which I’m hoping to do in the next day to week, lol) so it can all go on Ao3, but here’s a preview of the scene I am working on:

It still amazes her that she can do it, that her touch is welcome, is wanted. It is clear that it is, though, as a low whine escapes Jaime’s lips in response and she feels him press into the contact instead of away. She moves her hands to his jacket and then, when that is discarded, his shirt.

“You’re always so gentle,” he groans as her hands trace his bare skin, mapping his stomach and chest and shoulders. “Strongest person I’ve ever met and you are so damned gentle, even that day in the Harrenhal baths.”

“Should I not be?” she asks, suddenly self conscious once more.

“No,” he clarifies quickly, “I love it. I love knowing that you could overpower me, but that you would never hurt me.”

“I could overpower you,” she considers, “I’m strong enough.”

“I am interested,” he tells her.

[amuseoffyre]

proficientatfreakness replied to your post :

                   Please tell me I’m not the only one who sniggers...                

   @amuseoffyre is it a pun that gets lost on people who don’t have english as a first language? Because I don’t get what you guys are talking about but if it implies occult/ethereal sexytimes, I need to know. Does it have to do with the word “tosser”? I am lost. Feed those plot bunnies and let them multiply, @elrilsf !   

Mm. Yeah. It has ties to tosser. Tosser/wanker are generally the same thing - it’s an insult suggesting that a gentleman spends all his time self-pleasuring. To toss someone off is basically a handjob ;) So Crowley tossing Aziraphale for Edinburgh isn’t about a coin ;)

[zekuromu]

I'm very scared of needles but if I had to tattoo myself I'd choose that art you did from the Good Omens Opening when they look like *that*. 10/10 roundness and perfection.

djsgnjdsfnfj im glad u like it : ‘ - )

[amuseoffyre]

proficientatfreakness replied to your post:

                   Moar ficbit!                

   “Smart angel. So smart. But not about boom mountains”. You are going to kill me one day, I swear. I will die and it will be by your hand and I’ll part a happy one. I die for your characterisations and how you pick their mannerisms and ugh. UGH. EVERYTHING! Also, lied to the angel for the first time in maNY YEARS IM LOSING IT! *faints*   

I’m grinning like an idiot, just fyi :D And honestly, I can’t imagine stopping writing these lads. It’s such fun and they’ve made it so easy for me :)

Also, I didn’t realise this one would be the start of Crowley’s spiral towards getting Holy Water. When he says “I’ve been thinking” in 1862, he’s only been thinking for almost 50 years and trying to get the nerve up to ask about it.

[amuseoffyre]

Aww guys! You are far too lovely (Also, it’s couscous, some pastry, some tomatoes, a tube of toothpaste and a litre of yoghurt. Thanks :))

[bizarrelittlemew]

You're both the second kudos person AND an amazing gifmaker? Superb you little punk. I will be stalking you now.

welcome you have arrived at exactly the right time to see me lose my whole fucking mind over ofmd news <3

also thank you i am blushing you are so sweet!! 😭