#programming puns

[handageddon]

When i need to go to bed, i try and learn c++. It puts me to sleep every time. Sleep++

But if you want to learn something less dull, you can try C#

[intangiblematter]

I'm making a piece of video conversion software that makes all men in the video pregnant

It's called ffmpreg

[bleuberrygliscor]

Why was the programmer so good at baseball? They were used to throwing and catching.

[bleuberrygliscor]

What did one irrational parent class say to their abstract subclass? "Momma ain't raise no bool"

[faezerdraws]

haha that totally unnecessary extra for loop sure..threw me for a loop

-me going insane after spending 15 mins staring into space trying to figure out why there is a memory leak and then finding out it’s the most simple and obvious thing ever

[textbookmobster]

Was talking to my sister about writing fics when...

Me: I have so many ideas but no time to implement them!

Me: *pauses*

Me: I guess you can say my writing lately has been mostly...object-oriented.

[littlemaryposa]

I meant to tell my friend that these online discussions for my C# class are bullshit but instead I legitimately mistyped it as nullshit and now I’m gigglesnorting to myself like a dweeb over here. 

[robotdraftsman]

public class Madness { public void method1(); public void method2(); } There are methods to this madness