Apr 10, 2020
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"Are you today's date? Cuz you're 11/10."
“…I feel like you didn’t quite get that right, but you get a B for effort.”
“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
“Sounds about right. Bats are known to be creatures prone to deep brooding. Just be careful you don’t get those middle of the forehead wrinkles.”
"Cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner 'My Spidey-Senses are tingling.'." [BECAUSE YES, OBLIGATORY.]
“Really?? Is that actually in there?? Lemme see!”
"Me!? Overreacting!?!? Probably."
“Personally, Ah feel attacked right now.”
"Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident. Hilarious. And, most importantly, drunk."
“…Not that Ah got anything against drinkin’ Ami, but you got somethin’ ya wanna talk about? Ah can getcha drunk, if it’ll help.”
"What did people even wear in 2008?"
“Well, if you’re my dad, ya wore a headsock and a trench coat. Not the most fashion forward man.”
"‘Shit, it’s 2 A.M.’ I say every day at 2 A.M. as if I’m surprised."
“Figure someone in your field'a work would be used to the late nights by now.”