#promised consort

[acquired-stardust]

Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree PC 2024

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Dying to the Consort of Miquella for the 20th time

Romina, Saint of the Bud, “You’re bad at this”

I scoff, “As if you could do any better”

She gestures towards me, I hand her the controller with a smug expression

She throws the controller through my monitor, shattering it

[dingolion]

[knightofleo]

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Shoi Miyazawa | The Promised Consort from Elden Ring: Shadow Of The Erdtree

[simon-newman]

Because I am once again stuck fighting those two.

At least the OST is a banger.

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Me, playing Elden Ring

“Damn, the dodge timing for Consort of Miquella is really tricky, and I’m only at like ten Scadutree Blessings. Maybe I should explore a little more and then give the fight another go”

Romina, Saint of the Bud, screaming in my ear, “THEY BLEED LIKE PIGS, DIE UNTIL YOU SUCCEED IN MY NAME ROTLING ”

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

I’ve finally beaten Radahn, Consort of Miquella

I turn to Romina, Saint of the Bud, who looms over my shoulder

“Say that thing I taught you”

She grimaces, “I do not wish—“

“You promised” I remind her

She buries her face in her rotten hands, and with a shuddering breath she says, “You…Thou art the Rot’s littlest of pogchamps”

I nod, “Damn right”

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Wake up from a late morning nap

Romina, Saint of the Bud, is at my computer

She screams, “This boss is impossible”

Her knuckles are white and her face is red with fury

“Let me try,” I motion to the controller

“No,” she says, “One more try”

The Promised Consort kills her again, and furious pustules of Scarlet Rot begin to sprout on my walls