{Prompt/Fic.} MWF Story- Tantrum
Welp, for some reason I enjoy writing about Uranus and his bitching. Because that gas giant seems to do so. A Lot. It is ridiculous sometimes just what he can complain about. And this just added to the list.
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Pluto wondered sometimes why he didn't remain in his own orbit, left alone and 'happy' about that. It was content, really. No one to bother him, no one to dump their problems on him. Just peace and alone, with his moons. That really wasn't so bad.
However, a raging outer by the name of Uranus, one who usually is calm and cool, was something that Pluto really wondered why anyone would spend time with. The constant stream of just curses, nonsense, and complaining that came from that outer who should have a better head about things was grating even on Pluto's cold insides. It was as if that he had now been elected the one to deal with this. Had he been the one that misfortune graced? Honestly he hoped not or he would...regrettably begin thinking of ways to stay as far away from the other planets as possible if cold and lone peace could not be reached once more soon.
"And a female representation, not even accurate really. Mercury claims that we have similarities, but that is near insulting really. I am not human nor a cartoon of one and to be compared as such is just-!"
The rant continued on and on, making the smaller of the two planets wander his gaze and thoughts away in an attempt to regain some peace of mind while he still could. However, that continued to prove more and more hard as the passing time and arguments the other was bringing up dissolved into a pattern of repetition and just childish rage aimed at something that Pluto cared not to indulge in the knowledge of knowing.
"Uranus," the outer most planet spoke up, an attempt to pull the very one-sided conversation back over to his slight control. But that proved fruitless when the tumble of words that left Uranus's mouth never ceased to stop. Well, this was just going to be the /best/.
Eventually, Pluto decided that he really had only one way to find a way out of this. Which was to leave. It would be entirely rude for him to do so, however the other was giving him no choice with the constant onslaught of just rambles and complains of the endless tirade.
When Uranus eventually came around that Pluto had left, glancing around for the other and wondering just where he had ran off, his tirade had managed to simmer down a bit. Not enough to forget what he had been privy to, but enough to know that he would have to do something about it. Though he didn't know what he would do.
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In another part of the system that rotated around the star Sol, a small inner was laughing himself to near out-orbit while an outer stood by watching and still wondering how he had been caught in this system and remained here so long.
"Waitwaitwait, he really was complaining that much, Plu'?" Mercury asked the other, wiping the tears out of his eyes from the laughter. He soon received a nod from the said planet, which then launched into another onslaught of laughing.
"Oh man," Mercury managed through the laughs, "I would have hate to been in your shoes. Didn't think you would have last that long listening to that gas giant. You must have patience of a saint, or something like that."
Pluto's eyebrow rose a bit in a questioning manner by the other's use of comparison, but took it as a slight compliment none-the-less. He had to slightly agree to the connotation that the other was referring to, though not exactly having enjoyed spending that much time with the other outer that the inner was laughing about. But it was interesting to see someone else get enjoyment out of it.