Dude, my internet has been TERRIBLE this week. I tried to send you an ask saying it was such a big coincidence that you mentioned wanting to make an NSFW alphabet for your character list, because I was actually looking for an NSFW alphabet for Vulpes Inculta and couldn’t find a single one! I think my ask didn’t go through because of how awful my connection is.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that if you ever do end up making one for him, I’d be so excited to read it! If my ask went through, just ignore this message! Thanks for your time!!
I did not get your original ask so thank you for sending it again! I hope your internet improves!! I also may have suggested doing NSFW alphabets with the ulterior motive of writing one for Vulpes lol.
this is written with the implication that the reader/"you" in this scenario is Courier Six :)
NSFW Alphabet: Vulpes Inculta (Fallout New Vegas) (18+)
warnings: mentions of canon-typical misogyny and violence, sexual themes (duh)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
If you have time/want to stick around, he'll stay with you. But he's not going to do much else, he doesn't really do "comfort." Besides, he's very aware of the threats that are present in the wasteland and these are only heightened when you stay in one place for too long. The longer you stay with one another, not paying close attention to your surroundings, the more danger you are in. The first time you stayed in an actual private bedroom together (Novac or maybe somewhere in Vegas that rented rooms), you actually had the ability to lay together after you both came. At first, it was a bit awkward. You were so used to immediately fixing your clothes and getting ready to head back out that the quiet stillness was almost oppressive. But then you placed your head on his chest, his heartbeat rapidly thudding against your ear, and allowed yourself to just... breathe. He placed his hand on your head, almost tentative like he wasn't sure he was allowed to touch you back. (Then he probably ruined it all a few minutes later by bringing up Caesar.)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His: I mean, his mind. But for a physical attribute, he would probably say his arms. While they are not as large as some other Legionaries (they have no reason to be, he's not a combat soldier (but also don't underestimate him in a fight)) they are still well-defined. If they only became his favorite once he noticed the attention you gave them, that's his business. Yours: Your eyes. You're wittier than he'll ever give you credit for and it shows with your eyes fill with mirth, and he enjoys the thrill that runs down his spine when you look at him as the two of you walk through the desert. He likes having your full attention, seeing the way your eyes narrow with suspicion at him, and how you roll them in exaggerated exasperation before you give into him. (And, occasionally, he notices other emotions flickering in your eyes, but he's smart enough to know that bringing that up is a good way to lose any of the reluctant camaraderie he has built with you.)
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
As mentioned later in the alphabet, he does have a thing for coming inside of you. Better than getting it on your skin and needing to waste precious water to clean it up (although he wasn't unconvinced you didn't use it anyway to tidy yourself after the act).
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He is much more willing to be submissive than would appear at first glance, though it would take some effort to get him to admit this.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Most if not all of his experience comes from his intelligence missions in the Wasteland. Until he met you, he viewed sex as being entirely for manipulation so he quickly learned how to seduce and give pleasure to get information out of people when needed. But he rarely got anything meaningful from these encounters-- he views them as means to an end, nothing more. For a similar reason, I don't think he would abuse slaves or have sex with other Legionaries-- there is nothing to gain from these encounters (and also because they pose a higher risk for disease-- the people he has sex with for intelligence reasons are often of the upper class and typically are clean.) So he knows what he's doing, but it wasn't really until you came into his life that he actually had a reason to be passionate about it, for lack of a better word. Like, it's no longer just another weapon in his arsenal but something he actually desires.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes to take you from behind, as it's the easiest to do in the wasteland, especially if you're both standing, and the one you probably partake in the most. But the few times you have been able to be beneath him on your back have almost taken his breath away (not that he'd ever admit it). Being able to kiss you or hold you close with your limbs wrapped around him while he's inside you is a luxury he secretly looks forward to.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
No, he's pretty serious and intense. As you have gotten to know him better, he has cracked a few (albeit very odd) jokes, but never during sex. (I also think his general sense of humor comes more from dry observations/timing than actual jokes.)
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I was going to say that it would not surprise me if Legion men shaved themselves to prevent lice but then I did research and that's not really effective (though it's not like the Legion is a logic based faction). Therefore, he probably doesn't shave. He'd probably only groom to a point that he could pass as one of those aforementioned upper class citizens on the Strip but not so much that he could be confused as a whore at Gomorrah (no one probably would confuse him as such but you know how men get).
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Again, he is pretty intense but he doesn't really have a conception of what "romance" would look like outside of novels he's read to gain insight into methods for espionage. It's not something discussed in the Legion. That being said, after a while of knowing you, he does start to recognize that his feelings towards you are shifting. But this doesn't show up at all during your intimate moments, only occasionally when you catch him looking at you do you start to notice that something has changed. Neither of you want to discuss it, though, so you both ignore it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
As mentioned earlier, before meeting you he only partook in sex as a way to get information- purely transactional. If he was ever pent up, he preferred to quickly take care of it by himself, a mechanical process that he viewed as neutrally as taking a piss. And then... then he met you. At first, he didn't spare you a second thought. But once he returned to the Fort after Nipton and was tasked with following you, he found his interest increasingly piqued with every new bit of information he gleaned about you. Suddenly, he was actually desiring someone, actually picturing scenarios with them that made his heart race and blood rush from his head to his cock. The first few days, he tried to power through it until he finally gave in and took himself in hand. (He came almost embarrassingly fast but there is no way you would never find out about that).
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding. It's been instilled in him since he was a child that having children is one of his duties as a Legionaire. Having children with you-- the courier who wrought hell on the Mojave-- would be the highest honor he could imagine. Even if you don't want kids (who would in the wasteland), he is still determined to come inside you every single time. Degradation. I've said it before and I'll say it again: this goes both ways. At first, he may have believed the things he hissed at you, almost angry that you managed to get under his skin so effectively. Calling you a whore, telling you that you were made to belong to him, etc, etc... but eventually, it was just part of your routine for him to degrade you or for you to snark back at him about how disgusting and pathetic he was. He wasn't sure he believed his or your words as much anymore.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
If you can find your way into a private bedroom, that would top the list. (I think it would top the list of anyone in the Fallout universe seeing as it's definitely a luxury). Here, you're able to take your time with one another and aren't constantly looking over your shoulders for hidden dangers. Sex here always takes on a new form-- perhaps it becomes more tender, or maybe more intense, depending on your moods. But either way, it's definitely better than the rushed couplings that occur when you're wandering in the Mojave. The only downside is that you are both very aware that the walls are thin and that there are plenty of other people in the building with you. While this doesn't necessarily stop you from being loud or enthusiastic, it becomes a subconscious hinderance and he is very aware that you aren't performing as genuinely as you normally do. But, when you both feel safe and secluded enough, he does like having sex in your tent or your bedroll if it's outside (or even an abandoned house, if you find one that meets all of his standards for security). It's rare that you're able to find a place that fits these requirements, but he much prefers the seclusion of the outdoors to the comfort that the rooms in Vegas bring. All of the same benefits, none of the worrying about someone overhearing you. I imagine this is the most genuine you can be with each other-- there is nothing holding either of you back from really going at it. His tent at the Fort is also always an option that he reminds you about and he doesn't quite understand why you won't just put away your pride and visit him there sometimes instead of relying on him to find you in your wanderings (he always does).
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you willingly give into your desire for him, even and especially if you tell him how much it means nothing to you the entire time, is his favorite part about having sex with you. He would secretly be very heartbroken if you one day stopped fighting against your own desires so much. He's not even sure he wants you to break anymore.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
For a while, it seemed like he didn't really have any turn offs. But then you made a casual comment about him probably counting down the days until you were forced to be his slave and he found that he actually did not like the idea of that. To him, part of the appeal of being with you was the hope that you may willingly come to support the Legion. Deep down, he knew this was about as likely as you returning to the Sierra Madre. But still, he didn't like the idea of forcing you to submit or trying to break your spirit. (Now, the idea of you willingly becoming his wife (a role which, for all intents and purposes, was almost exactly the same as slaves in the Legion) was particularly interesting to him. But he would wait until you came to understand the benefits of siding with the Legion before planting that idea in your head.) He knows that, in order to be with you, he has to tolerate some level of disrespect to Caesar and the Legion. And he will tolerate some. But there is a limit, and you've hit it a few times. And since you refuse to apologize for any slight against Caesar's Legion, it normally ends with Vulpes leaving for a little while.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
When he was having sex for espionage reasons, he didn't particularly care for oral sex (giving or receiving). It seemed like an unnecessary component to the encounter and was often too distracting for the other person to actually give him any worthwhile information during the act. But after meeting you, he found himself actually desiring to bury himself between your thighs. He didn't give into this desire for a while until one day he, almost tentatively, dropped to his knees in front of you. He was a bit clumsy, a rarity when it comes to him, but enthusiastic once he tasted you and heard your delicate sigh above him. Of course, he loves the feeling of his cock in your warm mouth. He's likely to grab your hair and fuck your mouth, reveling in the control he has over you in that moment. What he doesn't know is that you love it for the completely opposite reason-- in that moment, with his hands in your hair and his hips stuttering against you, he is at his most base and feral self, only comparable to the few moments before his comes while fucking you. To you, this is him at his least controlled.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He is rough, though not always fast. He is just as likely to set a rapid punishing pace as he is to deliver sharp, hard thrusts into you that feel like they are punctuating his inner (or outer, if he's talking which he probably is) monologue. Of course, this is not a rule, and neither of you are immune to moments of tenderness with each other. He often pretends that the slow, sensual, almost loving sex didn't happen, though. He's not sure how that fits into his worldview and he isn't going to carve space for it (yet).
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
It is very rare in the wasteland to have enough time to pull out all the stops for sex. So, quickies are really the main mode of sex for most people and that includes Vulpes.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Not really-- he is pretty secure in what he likes and feels no need to explore beyond that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Usually one round is enough to satisfy him, though if you are in a private bedroom/secluded, he will gladly take advantage of the heightened security and privacy and go a few more rounds than usual.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No. He doesn't trust any pre-war toys and certainly not any that were made recently. He also has no idea how they would properly clean them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
A large majority of the time you are having sex with him, there simply isn't time to tease. But he's not immune to doing things because he knows the rile you up, even if it's something as innocuous as rolling up his sleeves to show off his forearms if he's in street clothes.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's a yapper (and no, I'm not just saying that for every character I do one of these for because I like dirty talk)! But besides that, he's pretty quiet with the exception of a few grunts or groans. (He holds back whimpers and broken moans sometimes, but you can totally bring them out if you work hard enough.)
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He may bring it up often, but he doesn't actually want you to be taken as a slave or turned submissive. He likes the fight you put up and the way you are unafraid to stand up to him. To take that away from you would make you... not you. He was very alarmed when he realized this since it really went against what he was taught to believe and he tries to keep it secret, as he feels like it could be indicative of his own growing weakness towards you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Average, idk. This is always my least favorite question because I simply do not care.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is pretty low, though that did start to change once he met you (turns out actually being attracted to someone changes things, who woulda thought?). But he's not insatiable and is fully capable of going weeks without even thinking about having sex if you aren't around. If you're around, though, he does find his thoughts drifting to images of you bent over the nearest surface and begging for him more often.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
There is rarely time to sleep after- it is more likely that you'll have to tidy up and head back out on the road. But, in the event that you are either staying in a hotel/in Vegas/or in his tent at the Fort, he is able to stay awake after and rarely immediately falls asleep. He doesn't say it, but he often is distracted by his thoughts after sex. Mostly about you and what your place will be when the Hoover Dam falls to the Legion. Sometimes, though, he thinks about the other possible outcomes-- what will happen to the two of you if the Legion is defeated? What if Lanius takes over before the battle and wants Vulpes out? What if you fall, or are taken captive before he can intervene? He tries to plan for each outcome but entertaining any idea besides the Legion's victory leaves him feeling more anxious than he wants to admit, so he just pushes the thoughts out of his mind and enjoys the feeling of you beside him.
