#promquotes

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UHC Paranoia

Woof: Oh I see someone--

Woof: Wait no, that's dirt on my screen

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Woof: Disclaimer, I am awful at scary games, and awful as in I've gone to the bathroom twice in the last 20 minutes just to make sure I can't piss myself.

Woof: I also might be wearing a diaper.

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Why are you so big? I don't like it, stop!

Woofless to Lachlan (completely out of context)

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Woof: Hey what's going on guys? It's Woofless here and wwwweelcome to another video on the Woofless channel. Hope you guys are having a great day! Today we are playing Sad Child Simulator 2014.

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Preston: Wait dude, we have this guy on the enemy team and his name is "Not a Spy." How much money do you wanna bet that he's probably a spy?

Woof: Eeeehhhhhhhhh 7 dollars and 37 cents perhaps?

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Woof: Dude, something's killing me.

Preston: No, behind you, behind you! It's poison gas. Your grandma farted.

Woof: My grandma doesn't have a butt, joke's on you.

Preston: Wait does that mean you were born without a butt?

Woof: I never said it was a genetic problem, I just said it was a problem.

Preston: So that means she had the butt removed? Is that a thing?

Woof: Ya know I never really said "Grandma, why don't you have a butt?"

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It's almost as useless as... glasses without lens. BOOOOOOOMMM HEADSHOT.

MrWoofless

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Woof: Honestly, I've been playing minecraft for how long and I still get excited when I see that lil blue gem on the ground. Like, just, get giddy every time. It's a problem.

Woof: I could be playing modded minecraft, okay? Where diamonds spawn on the surface. And when I see it, I still get those heart palpitations.