𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙔𝙋𝙄𝙀 @vohvk / @mysterynerd / @prophaetia ,
i thought i’d write a poem to you on your special day, but alas i haven’t the foggiest idea what i might possibly say. i could try to feed you lines about your warmth, your smile, your laugh or maybe about the way you don’t care that all my jokes are bad. i considered pulling all the stops and singing you a song, but i’m saving you the grief of having to hear that my voice is all wrong. i tried my best, you deserve nothing less than everything i could gift, it’s just that anything i’d give would be positively shit. so you’ll have to forgive me for offering this awfully terrible rhyme, but if it happened to make you smile, i’d say it was worth the time.
happy birthday, lena! i hope you enjoyed this gayest of gay displays of how much i love you!!!!!! i’m so grateful that you’re my friend and that you continue to choose to tolerate me every single day. you’re the best of the best, the sweetest peach, and my better half. i love you i love you i love you. now send me a slice of your ugly cake; i’m fucking starving.















