#mysterynerd

[queenwolf-blogs]

𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙔𝙋𝙄𝙀 @vohvk / @mysterynerd / @prophaetia ,

i thought i’d write a poem to you on your special day, but alas i haven’t the foggiest idea what i might possibly say. i could try to feed you lines about your warmth, your smile, your laugh or maybe about the way you don’t care that all my jokes are bad. i considered pulling all the stops and singing you a song, but i’m saving you the grief of having to hear that my voice is all wrong. i tried my best, you deserve nothing less than everything i could gift, it’s just that anything i’d give would be positively shit. so you’ll have to forgive me for offering this awfully terrible rhyme, but if it happened to make you smile, i’d say it was worth the time.

happy birthday, lena! i hope you enjoyed this gayest of gay displays of how much i love you!!!!!! i’m so grateful that you’re my friend and that you continue to choose to tolerate me every single day. you’re the best of the best, the sweetest peach, and my better half. i love you i love you i love you. now send me a slice of your ugly cake; i’m fucking starving.

[argaents]

i just want to say from the bottom of my heart that i love u so very much and your very existence brings me so much joy, you breathe so much life into every character you pick up, and your writing never fails to move me. i'm so !! happy to have u in my life. i love u very very very much. uwu

[uniewaznic]

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 !!!! @lydstm / @soulkyst / @selfprotect / @mysterynerd

hello my wife. it is your birthday and i know you have been a little bit anxious about it for a hot minute now, but i am happy and excited to celebrate YOU. i am constantly in awe that you continue to put up with my shit, but GOD. GOD I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU DO. i am truly blessed. i love you so much. you’re such a good friend to me, i really do not think that i deserve it, but if i am half as great a friend to you as you are to me, i think that we are getting somewhere. when we found each other again back in october, it was........honestly the best thing to happen to me in the year of our lord and savior tpose 2k18. who would talk to me about ass pictures? who would give me shit for calling myself daddy? who would cry about stydia with me? no one like you.

you’re one of my dearest friends, lena. thank you for the bat videos and for always making me smile. some days it isn’t easy to do, but it’s not quite as hard when you’re around. happy happy birthday. you’re the very best.

[irritablefacade]

SHEEPISHNESS DOESN’T COME TO HIM .     Brian Epkeen’s a child under scolding without worry.  His lips twist inward when a particularly hard nudge to the bruise itches at his skull;  he wrinkles his nose,  scoffs at her,  and wraps his fingers around Velma’s wrist.  She’s always small in his hands,  would be malleable if he tried.      “  Looked at me funny.  ”      And it’s easy,  isn’t it?  Noncommittal humour to lace with the sting of his tongue.  When he breathes she’s unfortunately swathed in the scent of vodka and dagga;   cheap,  crappy.  His choice of vice is as lack-lustre as he is under her care.      “  I’m a sensitive guy.  ”

                         CONTINUED .     //    @MYSTERYNERD

[danger-archive]

                          heaven help the man that gets in their way 

@mysterynerd

[cutworn-blog]

@mysterynerd  continued  from  here .

his  concern  is  made  blatant  by  the  way  he  flexes  his  jaw .  it’s  bloody  cold  out  here ,  to  the  point  that  he  can  feel  it ,  so  how  bad  must  it  be  for  her ?  before  she  can  finish  her  sentence ,  he’s  already  in  the  process  of  shrugging  his  jacket  from  his  shoulders .  wants  to  get  to  the  thick ,  dark  sweatshirt  he  has  on  underneath .  “ haway ,  man ,  velma .  yeh’ll  catch  ya  bleedin’  death  out  here . “  he  doesn’t  much  care  if  she  protests .  he  unzips  the  sweater ,  pulls  it  off  and  then  wraps  it  around  her  shoulders  like  a  cape .  considering  their  height  and  size  difference ,  it  effectively  is .

“ y’alright ?  d’yeh  need  a  lift  home ? “

[elataanarchive]

| @mysterynerd CONTINUED . 

       ❛  th’   hell   d’ya   need   my   SPIT   for     ?       ❜       suspicions rattled his tone , but only because this wasn’t the FIRST time he had been asked the unusual question. he didn’t mind, not really ( in all manner of speaking , this was one of the LEAST concerning requests he had gotten in his life ), but suspicion was still clearly written across his face.  ❛  you’re not gonna try and CLONE me are you? I mean, I don’t blame you, i’m awesome and it’d be cool to have another me out there, but I dunno if the universe is ready for two STAR LORDS. ❜

[boycrowneda]

                 ❛ i don’t really want to tell you how much of this is wrong. i think it would be a bit rude. ❜ he half means it, but there’s a tinge of amusement in tone as he flips through another page of papers in his lap. he thinks it was originally a book, but it seems like a cross between a journal, now. print only backdrop for scribbled notes, arrows, question marks and collections of words he doesn’t even quite understand. not all are lost on him, though. he’s made a few little additions in bright blue pen. it does feel impolite to comment, even if he’s fairly sure she’d just appreciate the information. eyes drag over another section and his nose crinkles, ❛ ways to become a werewolf : eating wolf brains. ❜ he switches pens, line crossed out in red, ❛ i’m a vegetarian. ❜

♡ @mysterynerd