#prophetic anon

[vinny-of-ngtv-news]

You'll be a key part in saving Ninjago like... three times total, I think? And this ain't confidence, it's foresight. :)

Wait—

I HAVE A PROPHETIC ANON??

@empgarmadon BABE GARM LOOK AT THIS

[vinny-of-ngtv-news]

Just trust me. Also keep your insurance seriously up-to-date on your news truck van thing! Get the best one you can.

I’m trying, but I’m still paying to repair both my and my neighbor’s apartments

Wait why do I need to do tha—

[carelessannie]

I hope you obliterate those bitches via email and wish for the other side of your pillow to always be cold on both sides, charger to work at all angles, microwave to never beep intrusively loudly, and for your laptop to never die before you get to the one scene that was itching at your brain

Thank you love, but... are you at my house?? Because holy shit, these are all small things I was stressing over today (cold pillow, charger not working on one side, microwave screaming at me, laptop dying while i’m writing)

[whelvenwings]

Where are you packing to go? Because if you're talking about Arizona, I live in Arizona, and I just wanted to tell you that you're making a mistake. You don't want to come here. You will die.

okay look I can’t help feeling as though this message was delivered via raven from an Arizonian prophet living in the desert who has charted the futures of all humans and mystically knows that going to Arizona will bring calamity on my house.

fly fast, raven friend. carry back my reply that I shall not come to Arizona. not today.