Feb 18, 2025
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What if the next Youtube meta is to embed banner ads throughout the entire video so you can't adblock or sponsorblock them
hey didja know niko’s favorite crime is arson?
What is an ar-
NIKO LIKES ARSON TOO????
I LOVE AR-
Uh…
I mean, that’s nice. Arson is cool I guess.
i see your wizardposting and guardposting and what have you. i wanna go along on the wizardposting vibe but get a little more niche. i need to start seerposting
i am the court's loyal yet outcast seer, most of the court thinks my prophecies and work are useless wives' tales, but enough know me to be honest that i am not forgotten. they keep me around for tradition and superstition, at the very least.
a kindly gardener has caught my eye but i am too scared to approach him, so instead i gaze at him from my tower, not daring to peek at him in my visions, until one day he waves and beckons me down.
etc etc
spawns a compatible monitor
search: cat pictures
[searching…]
[displaying results on compatible monitor]
I have… a mouth? What is it for?
...prophetbot?
- @diginiko-asks
Oh! Hello messiah! How have you been! I haven’t seen you left the barrens! Do you have any other questions about the world I can answer?
hey alula did anyone ever teach you what fire is?
What the F-
Calamus turns and stares directly at Alula from across the room
Alula Sighs
What the frick do you mean "did anyone ever teach me what fire is" Of course I f-
ALULA!
fricking know what fire is. I'm not a kid, and EVERYONE needs to stop treating me like one.
Silver, Prophetbot, and Magpie all travel to Magpie's Treasure vault. Magpie waves his arms dramatically and....
uhh...
Magpie waves his arms dramatically and...
It uhh... it isn't doing anything.
Ugh. SHEPHERD!!! FIX THE DOOR PLEASE!!
Magpie, we are still working on the automatic door. You'll have to turn the handle for now.
Oh.
Open the door for me. I want this to be dramatic.
The Shepherd Sighs and says sarcastically: Yes sir. Right away sir.
Magpie waves his arms as the shepherd opens the door, revealing an almost futuristic room. The room is divided in two, by a large glass wall. A large shelf full of several gadgets and gizmos takes up most of the far wall.
Welcome, you two, to Magpie's Future Gadget Lab, and Treasure Vault! This is where we store all of the unknown devices, and known devices, that arrive via the spikes!
All of this came from the spikes? I don't recognize half of this stuff,
And that's why all of this stuff is so cool! Come check some of this out!
Magpie rushes over to the shelves excitedly, and holds up a large white gadget. The center glass tube glows a light blue.
I call this one the "Hole Blaster"! It blasts holes and then you can walk through them! It's great. Or I assume it would be if it worked anymore. Someone touched the operational end of the device and it broke. BUT LOOK AT THIS ONE!!!
Magpie rushes over and picks up a bucket.
This, is a BUCKET!!!!
Dear C:// drive!
You know it says here this bucket is the property of someone called "Stan Lee". I can't read but that's what Calamus told me it said.
IT'S MINE NOW!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Anyways look at these!
Magpie pulls out two different sized metal tubes. The tip of the smaller one glows a bright blue, while the larger one has a deep recession in the top.
Ok so these two look pretty similar but are really different.
Magpie holds up the small glowing one
This one, when i turn it on, makes a really loud noise. Ready?
Magpie turns it on, and it makes a high pitched noise.
[I AM A ROBOT AND I CHEESE A FROWN LOUD MASSIVE BEANS ANGRY HAPPY STELLAR ORANGE JUICE]
Huh i did not know that was going to happen. how do i...
Magpie turns a dial on the device and points it at prophetbot, then turning it on
i have seen god and they have no mercy
(plaintext: i have seen god and they have no mercy)
Yeah he's fine. Anyways, look at this other one! This one makes extra light!
Magpie turns on the second metal rod, and from the hole in the rod comes a long beam of light, that ends at a point. Magpie waves it around estatically.
SUPER DUPER GLOWSTICK! Perfect for lighting up dark areas.
May I see?
NO! IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
Plus, you might break something. I think this thing took an arm off of Remige earlier. I could be wrong though.
What does this one do? Silver points to a metallic box plugged into one of many outlets.
That's a toaster. It turns bread into toast. I don't even know why that's in here.
Sigh. Of course...
Anyways, let's get you two kitted out with some LOOT!