And 51 for Thiam😊 thaaanks😚
51. “Baby, please tell me you can explain why there is a hole through the window,” from this list of promptsAlso on AO3This video was used as reference for the dancing
Theo admits that sometimes he can get a little out of hand when itcomes to his music. More specifically just how much he gets into it. He can’thelp it if certain songs come on and just beg to be danced to. It happens. Noone is immune to it. He’s seen Jenna getting down to a few 90’s pop and R&Btunes every now and then. Theo isn’t any different. He just sometimes forgetshimself while it’s happening.
So of course ithappens when he’s cleaning the apartment while Liam is at work. Get Low by LilJon comes on and he just can’t help but want to dance to it. Honestly he’s notsure how much he even cared for the song before The Proposal came out, but eversince then it’s been something he just can’t pass over.
To the window, to thewall, (to dat wall)To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)To all these bitches crawl (crawl)To all skeet skeet motherfucker(motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got Dam)To all skeet skeet motherfucker(motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got Dam)
Theo moves around theroom with abandon, singing into the almost full bottle of Windex he’s holdingas his body moves to the beat. At one point he throws his hand out as he dancesand suddenly the Windex isn’t there. He stills when he hears the sound ofsmashing glass and slowly turns his head.
“Shit,” Theo mutters,slowly walking closer to examine the damage while be careful to avoid theglass. “Liam is going to kill me.”
He goes to the kitchenand grabs the broom and dustpan he’d left there earlier and goes back into theliving room, sweeping up the glass as best as he can before grabbing the vacuumand getting the rest. He contemplates leaving the house and going to hide atDerek’s but he knows that would make things worse. He’s a 24 year old man. Hecan handle dealing with his boyfriend over a broken window.
He’s in the bedroomwhen Liam comes in, whistling to himself as he starts taking off his shoes andputting his keys away. Theo slowly gets up and makes his way down the hall.Liam smiles when he sees him and leans in to place a soft kiss to his lips,“Hey you. I missed you today.”
“Missed you too,” Theosays, pulling him in for another, deeper kiss.
Liam pulls back with agrin, “Hmm it certainly seems like you did. You can show me just how much afterdinner.”
Theo wants to agreebut something tells him the offer is going to be off the table once Liamnotices the window.
“So I was thinking wecould…” Liam starts talking as he makes his way into the living room, only tostop. His back is to Theo but he has no doubt what Liam is looking at.
“Baby, please tell meyou can explain why there is a hole through the window,” Liam says, lookingfrom the window to Theo with a raised eyebrow.
Theo gives Liam asheepish smile, “About that…”
“I’m listening,” Liamsays, crossing his arms across his chest as he stares at Theo expectantly.
“Well Get Low by LilJon came on and…”
Liam groans, bringinga hand up to run down his face, “Let me guess, you started dancing?”
“Yeah,” Theo says,“You know how I get when that song comes on.”
“You always try to dothe dance from The Proposal. Every. Single. Time.”
“It’s a good dance!”Theo argues.
“And apparently adangerous one for our windows,” Liam says. “You do realize the lyrics are tothe window, to the wall and not through the window, through the wall,right?”
Theo can see his lipstwitching up into a smile. That paired with his words makes Theo realizesomething.
“You’re not mad?” Theoasks, his tone hesitant.
Liam sighs and walksup to him, wrapping his arms around Theo’s waist. “I’m not mad.”
“Disappointed?”
“Only that I wasn’there to see that dance,” Liam says, “I love when you do the Now stop then wiggle it part.”
Theo smirks, “I betyou do. I could always show you.”
Liam shakes his head,“You can save that for the bedroom. For now, you’re going to get on the phoneand find someone to fix the window.”
“I already did,” Theotells him. “Derek’s good at that sort of thing so he’s going to stop bytomorrow and look at it. For now he said just to cover it up as best we can.”
“Why didn’t you dothat already?” Liam asks.
“I figured you’d wantto see the damage for yourself,” Theo says. “And now that we have the repairhandled…”
He waggles hiseyebrows, earning a playful swat from Liam, “I’m not sure how I’m supposed totrust you with this dance now. Next you might break the bed.”
Theo gives him a roguishsmile, “If we haven’t managed to do that ourselves I think the bed is safe. Butwe could always test it.”
“The dancing or thebed?”
“Both?”
Liam gives a put uponsigh but then he’s grabbing Theo’s hand and dragging him towards their bedroom,“Now come on Theo, let me see you get low.”