#provocatieure

[cendreux]

sorry you died from the plague i brought to vesuvia bestie 😋😢💀🙈😘

it's fine, thanks for the body.

[lunima]

// ☾ u know i had 2 do it to ‘em ⇢ @provocatieure

‘ I  SUPPOSE  THIS  MAKES  YOU  RATHER  COSMIC  NOW. ’ she muses from her position on the bed. he’s pacing around her room, picking up every object in sight as though he can’t yet believe he’s corporeal once more. the implications didn’t bode well. she can’t be certain how much of her divinity had even transferred to him when she herself had so little in this new body, or what if would mean if he had it. she can feel the beginnings of a headache take root behind her eyes ‘ will you stop going through my things? ’

[astrclisms-blog]

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞ @ julian

Serious RP Starters - Accepting 

      “Why my dear darling COUNT! I myself do not BOO someone unless it’s absolutely necessary.” He says, voice oozing in confidence and almost reassurance. As if he’s saying he didn’t ‘boo’ the Lucio in the slightest. 

                  However---

      “But no. Unfortunately you’re not right in this case. Hence the boos you’ve obtained.” 

[nevivorona]

lemme see ur tits, jules

*   /   𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 : 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

          ❝ — at least take me to dinner first. ❞

[asrage]

" asra, asra, asra, ASRA. ASRA ! A S R A ! watch this cool trick i learned, i'm getting super good at magic. "

✲ﾟ 〢 *  ｡ ⋆   ✕    //               ⌜  @provocatieure​  ⌟

                             those  cries  carve  a  familiar   ache   in  the  peak           of asra’s temple,  head lifting from nadia’s chaise to meet the count.          ❛   —-   hmmm ?    ❜      he hums,  feigning bits of interest with languidly raised brows.   his eyes fall to a squint at the sentence,           ❛   you realise–    ❜    he starts,  but cuts himself short.   fingers raise to pinch his nose,  breath releasing a heavy sigh.   arguing over the legitimacy of this   ‘ TRICK ’   is fruitless,  he knows.   lucio won’t listen⸺   and in all fairness,  asra  hasn’t  seen it yet.   returning his gaze to the situation at hand,  he extends a palm in proper acquiescence,  only hoping lucio doesn’t just slip a coin up his sleeve this time.          ❛   go ahead.    ❜

[sqze]

faust,,,, faucet,,,, same

                 lucio,,,, lucy,,,, same

[magikae]

@provocatieure replied to your post:

THat’S FUCKING FAKE

@provocatieure replied to your post:

wait shit fu c k

@provocatieure replied to your post:

both y'all are BLOCKT AND REPORTED

          oh HEY lucio.

[hangcdraven-a]

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

Buzzfeed Sentence Starters - Accepting

     The question almost sounds like it’s meant to be a trick question. One where he’s meant to STROKE the Counts ego. Make him feel more important than he thinks he already is. For once Julian is too tired for the others antics. Gracing him with a deadpan expression. Blinking slowly as if he’s praying internally to whatever deity will listen to give him strength. 

     “Lucio…  You don’t look like a man who gives advice. If fact. You look like the kind of man who gives advice only for whoever listens to it to end up six feet under within a few days.”