#provokecharm

[legerdemainist]

will u date me when ur pigeon dies

[legerdemainist]

so when are u going to stop being so pretty + date me //:

[legerdemainist]

amari clears his throat with a little cough before launching into his genius pick-up line. "if you were a pirate," he suggests, playful smile in place, "would you keep your parrot on this shoulder?" he reaches around the other's shoulder, holding him close. "or this shoulder?"

“Parrots are exotic birds native to subtropic regions,” he explains calmly, unfazed by the sudden proximity. Appealing to his bird loving nature for the sake of getting close to him Tazaki doesn’t mind, but spouting nonsense like that? Amari must be getting desperate.

“It seems a little excessive to obtain one solely for aesthetic purposes, don’t you think?” And there goes Amari’s arm, neatly plucked off his shoulder once more. Case closed.

[legerdemainist]

❝ the thing is … i work better alone. ❞

“Don’t we all,” Tazaki replied, the amused quality to his tone implying just how much he believed Amari to be capable of working alone on a case like this. What did he plan to do -- flirt his way through every precarious situation he encountered? Tazaki doubted Amari managed to make do on good looks alone, all things considered. 

And as he cocked his gun with a resounding noise that signified the end of their benign argument, the spy turned to face his partner with a pleasant smile, his hand motioning towards the closed door before them.

“Shall we?”

[crusoed]

provokecharm replied to your post:‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’

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[crusoed]

‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’

death of a bachelor starters // accepting!

           “ bullshit, i saw her first!”  he angrily whispered to the other’s retreating figure, hand in hand with the woman he’d been wanting to dance with the moment he step into the bar. that damn amari, he thought, right hand raised as he called out to the bartender to order, still able to seduce people here and there even after being a father. he assumed the other would tone it down now that he has emma, but apparently not. taking a sip of his drink, kaminaga started to scan around the place for someone new to approach. 

            just take it easy, the night is still young, he reminded himself.

[legerdemainist]

@provokecharm​

Working with Amari was, for a lack of a better word, distracting. 

There was an edge to his voice -- an edge to his body -- that made it impossible to hide the annoyance fracturing the calm and collected facade of his persona when his gloved hand shot out to close around his partner’s jaw, forcing himself into calmness and Amari to focus as he corrected the angle of his head with ill-disguised impatience. 

Honestly, if he didn’t know any better, he would’ve assumed that Amari was trying to sabotage them on purpose.

“Eyes on the target.”

[crusoed]

‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’

death of a bachelor starters // accepting!

           “ how would i know?”  kaminaga managed to wheeze out amidst his headache and slightly sick stomach. even the light of the shy sun, barely risen in the horizon, annoyed him to no end; and while all he wants is to close his eyes and sleep his headache away, the coldness of the water made that impossible.

           also, they should probably leave before someone finds out.

           he took one sweep of his surroundings, making sure no one was around to witness this foolishness or, god forbid, report them to the police for trespassing. thankfully the area was still empty, but he knew it’s only a matter of time before people start to come out of their homes, and started going for the edge of the pool. a thought then occurred to him while he was putting on his shoes,

            “ where are the others, though?  weren’t we with them last night?”