May 10, 2017
SEX WITH PRUMPTO HCS
- Will cry into your belly button and ask to drink from it
- Dick shaped like a horse shoe
- Tries to take sexy pictures of you but lens cap is on the whole time
- Likes to be called a “SEXY WIDDLE BABY” in bed
- Asks you to dress up like Kenny Crow and mistakes you for SLEP PRINCE when he’s fucking you
- Sounds like a turtle having sex when he cums
- Thinks eggs give him supernatural sexual abilities in bed and will eat dozens of them only to get terrible gas.