#prythian problems

[offtorivendell]

The poor, unwitting people of Velaris if the Night Court was in Australia 🐨

"Marge, Marge! The rains are 'ere!"

I'm sorry. I'm so farking sorry lol. I didn't plan to think of this. It just happened. 🫠

[dearsellyn]

sooooo I found out my mate and I share an ex

and look. we did not break up on good terms. (I…may have left him at the altar and trashed his neighborhood) ((he deserved it))

but ever since I found out they have history I can’t stop fantasizing about watching my has-been being had by the love of my life. and feeling his tongue on my [redacted] again

should I go for it Sellyn?

Dear Anonymous,

This sounds... complicated. Even by Prythian standards.

Before you go for anything, I would talk to your mate and see if this is something they are even remotely interested in. And remember that exes are often exes for a reason, no matter how much you might have enjoyed certain aspects of the relationship.

Tread carefully. The last thing we need is another neighbourhood-wide catastrophe if things don't end well between you two (you three?).