Nene and Hanzou are equal losers to me. Nene can pick Hanzou up but she cannot open a single pickle jar and has to get Hanzou to do it everytime. Meanwhile Hanzou would actually collapse and die if they bridal carried Nene for more than 5 seconds.

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Nene and Hanzou are equal losers to me. Nene can pick Hanzou up but she cannot open a single pickle jar and has to get Hanzou to do it everytime. Meanwhile Hanzou would actually collapse and die if they bridal carried Nene for more than 5 seconds.
Hanzou: “But... Pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.”
Alucard: “Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.”
Damien to his group, pointing at Alucard: “ Hey look at high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips! ”
And Alucard's like, “ No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about! ”
Maybe I'm projecting sure, but Hanzou uses emoticons in every one of their texts ( ╹▽╹ )
If Hanzou met Miku they would be so excited like " ???!?!?!?H-H-H-H-H-H-Hatsune M-M-M-MikuuuuyyyhsjsjHSKSYSSKYSKASJAAKAJ 😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️"
they were so excited they accidentally self-destructed
Hanzou does not brush their hair, Alucard gotta brush that shit for them and it HURTS
Aromantic Darnell
Hanzou autism