#ps undersquad

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[at a party]

Ciel, holding 2 glasses of orange juice : Look what I stole!

Vladmir, holding an entire bottle of vodka : Look what I stole!

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Maria : Is that vodka?

Vladmir : Yup.

Maria : Straight?

Vladmir : No, bi.

Maria :

Maria : tHE VODKA NOT YOU

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[Normal older brothers]

Ciel : Carla, you HAVE to try this! It's called boba tea —ah, don't fret, I made sure it was safe for you to drink.

Gion : Gina? Guess who brought presents! I got you some custom-made designer dresses from Venice. Yes, seventeen of them. ...What do you mean I may have gone overboard?

[Meanwhile, in Japan]

Shintarou : What the fuck are you standing in the way for, dumbass? I don't want you within 50 feet of me.

Junta :

Junta : We literally live in the same house

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Vladmir : You into cars?

Uthman : Yes, it truly was a masterpiece of a film.

Vladmir : No, I mean like are you a car person?

Uthman : What? I'm a human.

Vladmir :

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Junta : In your opinion, is it possible for someone to hate frogs and still be a good person?

Jayvyn : Absolutely the fuck not.

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Uthman : Junta and Shintarou have the ideal sibling dynamic! One has cold hands, and the other has warm hands! Together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding!

Junta : I—

Shintarou : If you so much as even touch me, I will not hesitate to throw you across the room.

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Vladmir : You spent all our money on THIS??

Jayvyn, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings : They live outside. They need this.

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Junta : You can tell that a story is written by an only child when they write siblings calling each other ‘bro’ or ‘sis’. Isn’t that right, Shintarou?

Shintarou : Get out of my room before I personally ask Father to disown you, you living disappointment.

Junta : See?