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Makhy…

Kylian is injured.

Messi is 35 yrs old.

Neymar is a Bolsonaro supporter with swollen ankle and infected eye.

We have the most unserious midfield.

We have a hypothetical defense.

Galtier is in denial.

We play Bayern in two weeks.

The ice caps aren’t melting fast enough to end it all already.

💀👍

This club will be the death of us I swear😭. Literally wtf. When will this clown club stop being a circus and start treating us right cuz this aint right🤧

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That Messi video is so funny let him kick a ball or someone give him a pass or he’s gonna get depressed 😂

It's hilarious😂

Messi is just standing there staring like "you FORGET Messi? You play football together without Messi? Oh oh! jail for psg! Jail for psg for One Thousand Years!!

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Makhy, how do you think the PSG vs Bayern match is going to be like? Considering that the team right now is really fragmented... :(

I think it's going to give us all a heartattack and we're gonna blackout before the last minute so we won't even know💀

No, but in all seriousness. I think they're gonna put up a challenge because of the simple fact they are shit right now. Whenever psg has to play up to a team they do great. It's when they believe in themselves too much and think they can win that theu fumble the ball. But honestly this is psg. It's in their job description to mess with us mentally so anything can happen.

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Lol did you see that video of ney pushing verratti away from Messi lol he’s like get your hands off my man

I just saw it and fhfjfjfj forget about Neymar for a second *picks Ney up and throws him away* that moment was so adorable from Marco to Leo. Like Leo thought he was coming to take the ball but Marco didn't even look at it he just straight up went to cup his face and Leo immediately reached out with his arms because he thought Marco was gonna hug him like he always does. Like biiiiiitch that shit was too adorable for words😭😭😭. My two favorite tiny people!!!!

As for Ney pushing Marco, not gonna lie anon, all I could zero in on was how natural it ws for Ney to grab him by the waist as he pushed him😂😂. I'm the biggest Neyratti shipper and now here i am also starting to turn into the biggest Leoratti shipper too *cackles*

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Kyky find not yell are Poch, he did kiss Thilo Kehrer on the mouth 👀😻 (I'm kidding btw but it's not the first time he seems to kiss him after scoring a goal https://twitter.com/PSG_English/status/1072871899347046402?s=20)

I remember that moment!!!! *screams*

Am I once again lowkey shipping Thilo and Kylian? Yes, yes I think I am.

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By the end of the season, I want the same Mbappé verratti shot but with Ramos and Messi. I need it for obviously funny reasons.

Yes please😌. The world might end as a result but we shall thrive.

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someone needs to give neymar his gil back 😂 his stories are outta control

Neymar is slowly losing it and it's hilarious. Like I can't stop being amused. He's unhinged and we love him.

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In Argentina we have a saying that goes “the ball ALWAYS to the 10” (in this case the 10 is the 30 but he is the 10 anyways). And the psg players really don’t get it uh. Except for like kylian (who said the same thing the other day) paredes and di maria they really don’t pass to Messi when he is free idk if it’s an ego thing or what. And poch’s tactics are terrible so it’s his fault for the most part always but Messi absolutely needs to be involved in the play making and in contact with the game. All the best plays come from him always. When they get this the team will play better and Messi will thrive. He will most likely end the season with the most assists. He’s not “under performing” bc of his physical state because with the NT he’s playing perfectly and better than ever it’s so frustrating

Everyone is underperforming right now. Tactically this team is fucked and Pochettino is nowhere. But it's not fair to blame the team for not passing to Messi as much either. He doesn't defend and he leaves a lot of room in the midfield that leaves us vulnerable to counters. Love the guy but this isn't Barca. Our team doesn't revolve around him. If he wants the ball he isn't going to get it by everyone passing to him. He has to move, a lot. And work a lot harder for anyone to choose to pass to him instead of booting it to Kylian and pray for miracles. The only player outside of Neymar who automatically receives the ball (and unlike Neymar is 99% more available) is Mbappe. Like it or not, this is his team for as long as he's here. The players trust him and they seek him out because they rely on him and due to Poch not having a single clue how to play with Messi, the team doesn't evolve to include him into their playstyle either. Which leaves us with this mess.

I think people need to realize though. The ball always to the 10 generally means the ball always to the 7 here. It's Mbappe and Neymar and Verratti that the players have learned how to play with. It's them that they trust to make it happen. It's the game play we've had since Tuchel and it's the one we have now and honestly I don't see anything wrong with that. Again, we're not Barca. Messi will have to adapt, not the other way around. It sounds harsh I know. But it's logical. The entire squad won't start playing differently just because he's here. Especially since we're struggling in the midfield due to lacking any good midfield and Messi not tracking back (which to be fair to him he doesn't have to since he's so good) but him not tracking back makes us vulnerable and overly reliant on Mbappe who does and the players are used to him cutting through the other team with his speed which helps a lot since we always play against teams that sit back and defend with 9 players etc.

If Poch can't figure out how to play with this team to their full potential though (which he obviously can't) he needs to go. Like right now. He can't do the job and the team is suffering because of it.