#psi babbling

[omezaproletariat]

I know a lot of people have a lot of opinions about this game and I literally look like that dog with the propeller hat when I come in here saying this but truly, no guillotine could take away what I would give this man

[amulet-speed]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I doodle Speed Racer on company time

[omezaproletariat]

Just realized that my crush on Hayden Christensen is nearly 20 years old. My thirst for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker would, if it were a person, be old enough to vote and/or get drafted. In a couple years, my desire to smooch that man (whether he’s in character or out, I don’t really care) would be old enough to drink.

[omezaproletariat]

Shoutout to Miles for inventing nonbinary wizardry

[omezaproletariat]

Does anyone have that post that’s like “does astolat ever look at all the incest noncon mpreg on ao3 and go ‘I never wanted this’” and astolat reblogged “no”

[omezaproletariat]

Imagine thinking Confessions of a Rotten Girl is for antis 💀 Guarantee you that Miku is a professional shitter, she’s no amateur like- she’s making RPF of the teachers of her Catholic school?! People really be out here like “haha fujoshi miku is such a vibe lmao” while being antis… my brother in Christ you are the student council breathing down her neck

[amulet-speed]

I think the absence of Apple Pear Celsius at the store is a sign of 2 possible things: A. I imagined the whole thing or B. The universe thinks I’ve got enough energy from being excited for the movie tonight (and being Dripped Out like Nova) and don’t need to risk an energy drink addiction

[omezaproletariat]

And now, a hyperspecific poll based on random details about characters from Heroes! Which of these applies to you?

Have been lied to that major depressive disorder involves delusions of grandeur

Have written a sequel to your father’s book

Have unexpectedly adopted a pet during an impromptu trip to another continent

Have used manipulation to avoid getting a promotion at work

Have had sex with multiple members of a set of identical siblings

Have gotten a tattoo of the face of a person who has threatened to kill you

Have given your personal sketchbook to a near stranger

Have two dads, neither of whom you have a wholly healthy relationship with

Have successfully used a broken payphone

Have had working relationships with both an optometrist and a bird enthusiast

Multiple or all of the above

None of the above

Voting ended onJan 2, 2025